Bruce Lee: The Dragon Lives in ‘A Warrior’s Journey’ (2000)

The Game of Death Brings Bruce Lee to life

What if I were to tell everybody that there is a Bruce Lee movie that nobody ever got to see? I bet all of us would flock to the multiplex like it was the latest Marvel movie. Yet in 2000, this was exactly what happened, but without the theatrical release. The title of this partially restored movie and documentary – Bruce Lee: A Warrior’s Journey.

The film Bruce Lee was working on when he died in 1973 was called The Game of Death. He wrote, directed, choreographed and stared in it. It was to be his labor of love to martial arts where he expounded on his philosophy and theories about combat trough a very personalized action film. He was to showcase his style of fighting called Jeet Kune Do against the masters in three other styles, each of which is guarding a floor of a multi leveled pagoda. At the top was a mcguffin that Lee had to retrieve to save his niece, who was kidnapped to force him to retrieve the item. 100 minutes of fight footage was filmed before Lee was called away to film what is considered to be the greatest martial arts movie of all time: Enter the Dragon. Sadly, he died shortly after of a brain hemorrhage and was not able to return to finish his Game of Death. Lost were all his production notes and all but eleven minutes of footage and Bruce Lee’s vision of what he wanted The Game of Death to be.

In 1978, those eleven minutes were cut into a movie using actors that neither looked like or moved like Lee. Hell, at one point you can see an actor holding up a cardboard cutout of Lee’s face to pass himself off as him. Sadly, this was what martial arts movies would come to be known as for years after. The end result was a horrible exploitation movie that stained the very memory of Bruce Lee and everything he wanted to accomplish and bore no resemblance to his original vision.

Life Finds a Way

UAMC Bonus: You can watch the full version of Bruce Lee: A Warrior’s Journey above thanks to the Central and West Asian Wushu Federation.

But as they say, life finds a way! In 1999 the 100 minutes of missing footage was discovered in a vault of film reels at Golden Harvest Studios, complimenting Bruce Lee’s production notes, which were discovered in a filing cabinet among his papers in 1994. John Little, the historian of the Bruce Lee Foundation and author of several books on him, was commissioned to restore the footage and document Lee’s original vision in both a documentary and a companion book. Bruce Lee: A Warrior’s Journey was born…or should I say reborn! If you know nothing of Bruce Lee, this documentary and its companion book is the place to start, in Lee’s own words to “discover the cause of your own ignorance”.

A Study of the Legend

The documentary is a tight primer on Lee and his vision of the movie. You learn of his growing up in Hong Kong, his study of Wing Chun under Ip Man, coming to the United States to study philosophy and supporting himself by teaching Gung Fu, which he loved for its simplicity and directness. How the humanist in him welcomed all races into his school and how a challenge match to stop teaching non Chinese revealed to him the limitations of his traditional methods and the need to evolve. This lead him to train with the greatest fighters of that era – Chuck Norris being among them.

During a five month layoff due to a back injury, Lee codified his martial art and christened it Jeet Kune Do – “the way of the intercepting fist.” He parlayed his martial art acumen into a sidekick role on the Green Hornet and then a series of memorable TV appearances. Despite this, Hollywood refused to take a chance on him. This led him to close his schools and go back to Hong Kong to make movies to spread his theories on martial arts and Chinese culture. The rest, as they say, is history as Bruce Lee went on to become one of the most inspirational icons in history trough his five martial arts movies and inspired generations to become the best possible versions of themselves.

Further Bruce Lee Readings

So if you want to get your Bruce Lee on, here and the companion book is the place to start. Also check out The Art of Expressing the Human Body also by Little. It goes into the workouts and training methods Bruce Lee was experimenting with. But speaking of exploitation, stay away from 2017’s Birth of the Dragon, which Lee is a supporting character in a totally fictionalized account of his challenge match against Wong Jack Man. 1992’s Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story starring Jason Scott Lee is scarcely better.

So in the words Sifu Lee imparted to his students “Walk On” – meaning to go find your own unique path in life and “Be like Water” – meaning adapt and flow to the challenges life will throw at you. Sage advice from the legend that is Bruce Lee and his martial arts movies that brought the world together and still continue to do so.


This author wishes to maintain his secret identity goes by the name of his favorite comic book hero Iron Fist. When he’s not collecting comics from his childhood, watching action movies or raising his three kids, he works a a police officer, trains Muay Thai, Jeet Kune Do, Kali and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Needless to say, he takes poor martial arts or sloppy gun handling skills personally. And he lives and trains in Chicago.

Legionnaire: Van Damme’s Period Desert Epic

Jean Claude Van Damme gets real in Legionnaire (1998)

The late 90s was an odd time to be a fan of action movies. Many big action heroes saw their star power fade as audiences began to turn away from their awesome movies of violence and revenge in favour of more tame fare.

What a truly hellish time it was. In response to the fickle nature of the audiences of the time, our favourite leading men began to accept roles far outside their comfort zone.

Stallone returned to serious acting in Copland. Schwarzenegger hammed it up in Batman and Robin. And Seagal? Well, he carried on regardless. Jean-Claude Van Damme however was one of those who attempted to forge new ground in his 1998 release Legionnaire. Did he succeed? Read on to find out!

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The JCVD Way

At the outset, the movie doesn’t seem like a major departure from the usual stellar output of the Muscles from Brussels. The movie’s script was penned by frequent Van Damme collaborator Sheldon Lettich, scribe of such JCVD classics as Bloodsport and Double Impact. At its helm was Peter MacDonald, best known to action movie fans as the last minute director of Rambo III.

As you can probably guess from the title, Van Damme is once again playing a legionnaire, a role he portrayed previously in Lionheart. Even the movie’s 1920’s setting shouldn’t be too jarring for hardcore Van Dammage fans, as it is a time period where he based the majority of his 1996 tournament fighter epic The Quest. This is where the similarities end however. Get ready for a new type of Van Damme movie!

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Monsieur Van Damme Goes to France

The story begins in the French city of Marseilles in 1925. Van Damme plays a boxer named Alain Lefevre, who is ordered by the local crime boss to throw his next fight. Matters are complicated further by the fact that this crime boss is now involved in a violent relationship with Alain’s ex-fiancé. A secret meeting between the two former lovers follows, where they agree to run away together to America after the fight. Without going into too much detail, things do not go exactly to plan and Alain soons finds himself on the run from both the mob and the police. He is left with only one option: to join the French Foreign Legion.

It is at this point that the movie truly comes into its own. Filmed on location in Morocco, the settings are fantastic and act as a great backdrop to the unfolding drama. Here, Alain meets up with his fellow Legion recruits, all of whom have their own specific reason for enlisting. Mackintosh is an upper-class Englishman with a gambling problem, Guido is a young Italian man hoping to earn enough money to be worthy of his girlfriend’s love, and Luther is an African American man hoping to start a new life in Africa and leave the injustices of the United States behind.

They’re a motley crew no doubt, but the friendship that grows between them is a joy to watch and really gives Van Damme a chance to try out his acting chops. It’s not all plain sailing in Morocco however. The French gangsters soon learn his location and infiltrate the Legion. Soon Alain has to watch his back from enemies both inside and outside the Legion. And this is how the movie’s fantastic action scenes come into play.

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Van Damme at his Realist

I’ll admit that the first time I watched Legionnaire, I didn’t really know what to make of it. I was 14 years old in 1998 and just about the biggest Jean-Claude Van Damme fan you could ever hope to meet. I still am. My formative years were spent watching JCVD kick major ass in underground fighting tournaments, travel through time to stop Ron Silver from becoming President, and fight side by side with his longlost twin brother.

Who also had a Belgian accent. Yes. So it came as a major shock when young me slipped in the old Legionnaire VHS and watched my ass kicking hero take a beating from a large German brute in the legionnaires’ barracks.

This is a movie played much more for realism. In fact, Van Damme does not perform a single kick in this movie. You read that right. A man who built a career on how high he could kick neglects to lift his leg even once. It’s very much a departure for Van Damme, but there is still plenty of action to keep hardcore fans like satisfied. Before I go on however, I should state that, despite the fact that the high kicks and splits are gone, one major Van Damme trope does remain. A shower scene seems to have been included just so the audience can get a good look at Van Damme’s bare ass once more. According to writer Sheldon Lettich, this is something that Van Damme asks for in his movies. Good for him.

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Period Appropriate Gunplay

Anyway, the action here is very much of the gunplay variety with the new legionnaires being tasked with defending a desert base from the local nomadic tribes. I’ve long been a fan of siege movies, and Legionnaire doesn’t disappoint. Tribesmen on horseback bear down on the desert outpost, their scimitars shimmering in the sun, while Van Damme and friends bravely fend them off with their ancient firearms and an ever-dwindling supply of ammo. Of course, the local populace isn’t the only threat. The baking desert sun is an enemy in itself too.

The movie looks gorgeous and it’s easy to see where every cent of its impressive $35 million budget went. Clothing and firearms are era specific, the battle scenes are teaming with extras, the interiors, from barracks to brothels all look fantastic, and the exterior shots of the Moroccan desserts look breathtaking. The use of the haunting song “Mon Legionnaire” by German singer Ute Lemper over the end credits really makes you believe that you’ve watched something special. But despite all of this, the movie was released straight to video back in 1998. So, what went wrong?

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A Little Kickless

Van Damme’s previous two outings, Double Team and Knock Off, didn’t exactly set the world aflame, so distributors were wary of pumping money into another JCVD vehicle especially one which was such a drastic departure from his usual ass kicking fare. The movie itself is not without its problems though.

Clocking in at a scant 95 minutes, the running time is much too low for a movie of this nature. Even an extra 10 or 15 minutes added on to the run time would have made the world of difference, allowing us to feel more invested in the different characters and relish the action scenes more. This shortened run time is certainly most obvious in the movie’s ending.

Without giving away any spoilers, the ending feels rushed and unsatisfying. The movie ceases to be about Alain’s story and switches to a political message that seems forced. It really took me out of the movie and left me feeling deflated. It’s not quite as bad an ending as Beneath the Planet of the Apes (that made me want to take pills) but it’s certainly up there for me. Thankfully, the full version of the shooting script is available online and includes a much more upbeat and conclusive ending.

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The Thinking Man’s Action Movie

So there you have it. Van Damme’s forgotten desert epic. We already knew he could act, his performance in the excellent Maximum Risk showed us that, but he really gets the opportunity to shine here and show us just what he’s capable of. He would truly go on to deliver on the promise of Legionnaire in movies like Replicant and JCVD. It is interesting to note that this was almost a very different type of movie indeed.

Personally, I’m glad Legionnaire turned out the way it did. I love this movie and it has been in my personal top 5 Van Damme flicks for the past twenty years. People magazine once called Timecop a “thinking man’s movie”. Personally, I think this moniker fits Legionnaire a lot better. Check it out. You’ll be glad you did.


A childhood spent watching Jean-Claude Van Damme kick people in the face led to Dan Shanahan becoming the well-adjusted human being and all-around nice guy he is today. Having spent the majority of his twenties kicking ass, taking names, but mostly teaching English in Japan, he now resides in his native Ireland. He lives in constant fear that a team of ninjas may have followed him home and now secretly share his house with him.

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The Birth of ‘The Man with No Name’ Action Movie Archetype

How ‘Yojimbo’ and ‘A Fistful of Dollars’ shaped the modern action movie star

When Italian director Sergio Leone began production on what would become his Western epic, A Fistful of Dollars, little did he know that he would be setting the wheels in motion for what would become the blueprint for the modern day action hero. The story starts with Leone seeing Akira Kurosawa’s Samurai epic, Yojimbo for the first time. Captivated, Leone saw the story as the perfect way to reinvent the Western, a genre he enjoyed but felt had become stagnant since its heyday. With this in mind he began to piece together a script based on Yojimbo, resetting it scene by scene in 1800’s Mexico, even going as far as memorising bits of dialogue to place in his own script.

This would later become a bone of contention after the films success, resulting in a lawsuit from Kurosawa and the film actually being billed as a Yojimbo sequel in Japan, something Leone felt strongly about as he felt both his and Kurosawa’s movie owed a huge debt to the Italian play Servant of Two Masters. Despite this, the two directors would eventually settle out of court with Kurosawa receiving a lump sum from Leone and a small percentage of the movies worldwide profits, a sign that Leone perhaps did concede that his new found stardom was in part, thanks to Kurosawa, despite what he (presumably) saw as hypocrisy on the Japanese director’s part.

A Fistful of Dollars

Controversy aside, A Fistful of Dollars is far from being a hack job and is a magnificent movie in its own right (something that even Kurosawa would later admit), and with its vivid colours and now iconic score from Ennio Morricone is at times, barely recognisable from its black and white source material. This, however, didn’t make it any easier for Leone when it came to casting the person who would become The Man With No Name.

The main problem was that despite A Fistful of Dollars later being seen as the genesis of what would become known as the Spaghetti Western (or Macaroni Western in Japan), it was far from being the first Italian Western. In fact, the Italians had been making them since the days of silent movies, but were in just about every case seen as vastly inferior to their American counterparts. What also didn’t help was the fact that the script was translated directly from Italian to English which left much of the dialogue as stunted and at times, incomprehensible to a natural English speaker leading many of the American actors who received a copy to dismiss it instantly.

The Right Man for the Job

Among the who’s who of actors who turned down the role were stars Charles Bronson, Henry Fonda and James Coburn, all of which dismissed it as being terrible and all of which would perhaps tellingly work under Leone in future projects. Also approached was actor Richard Harrison. Although far from being a star name in America, Harrison had actually relocated to Italy in the early sixties to try his luck in European cinema.

He had caught on well there and was soon considered a box office attraction with one studio even going as far as giving fellow actor Bruno Piergentili the pseudonym Dan Harrison in attempt to play off the former’s name. Harrison would also turn down Leone, having just filmed Gunfight at Red Sands (coincidentally, the first Western to be scored by Morricone), an experience he hadn’t enjoyed but did in what he would later describe as his greatest contribution to cinema, agree to help the now desperate director find an actor to take up the role. His suggestion would be of course, Clint Eastwood.

Rawhide Roots

Having spent most of the fifties as a jobbing actor, picking up bit parts and character work in a range of productions Eastwood would get his big break in 1958, landing the part of Rowdy Yates in the television series Rawhide. In Rawhide he would become known for being a clean cut, ‘white hat’ character who in his own words ‘kissed old ladies and dogs and was kind to everybody’ a far cry from The Man With No Name. Eastwood saw A Fistful of Dollars as a chance to shed that image and perhaps help him towards the kind of parts he saw himself playing. Leone wasn’t initially convinced, but lightened up on the idea after drawing over a publicity photo of Eastwood, adding many of the elements which would make up the character in his sketch.

And so it was with very few other choices to play the role that Eastwood would sign on the dotted line and filming would begin during Eastwood’s annual break from Rawhide. Upon arriving in Italy, Eastwood would begin collaborating with Leone to construct The Man With No Name and gets credit for putting together the now iconic look of the character with many of the items including the hat and jeans, coming out of Eastwood’s own wardrobe as well as taking the unusual step to actually remove much of his dialogue to emphasise the mysterious nature of the character, something very few other actors would agree to, let alone suggest.

The Magnificent Stranger

Filming was quickly wrapped and Eastwood returned to America (and Rawhide) with very little fanfare, $15,000 richer, and a shade or two darker thanks to the Spanish sun. In fact, even after hearing the film was doing well in Europe he didn’t actually realise it was his film due to the fact that the title had been changed from The Magnificent Stranger to A Fistful of Dollars without his knowledge and it wouldn’t be until 1967 (three years after initial release and after wrapping the two follow up movies) that the movie would hit American cinemas. Although well received in Europe, all three movies were panned in America with much of the critique being aimed at Eastwood rather than the movie itself, which most agreed, looked beautiful.

So, how does such a maligned performance go from being seen as the pits to becoming the basis of so many action heroes? Well, like in so many cases, critical success doesn’t automatically transfer into box office dollars and vice versa and while the critics may have not liked The Man With No Name, the viewers certainly did as the film would go on to make over $14 million (over $100 million in current terms) at the box office worldwide.

The Rise of the Spaghetti Western

This is the sort of thing studios and producers take notice of – and while the filmmakers might be interested in critical success – what really talks is (like any industry) the money and in turn, what the consumer wants. It’s no coincidence that after the release of A Fistful of Dollars the Italian film industry went into overdrive when it came to producing Spaghetti Westerns and it’s even less of a coincidence that the majority of the lead characters were mysterious strangers. But what was it that made The Man With No Name different? After all, the Western had been littered with grizzled cowboys for decades and their popularity had been on a steady decline for years by this point, so what was the difference here?

Well, firstly, you have to look at those who were playing these roughneck heroes. The likes of John Wayne, James Stewart and Randolph Scott had been playing these characters from as far back as the twenties and thirties and were by this point well into middle age and were being increasingly seen as a running joke. The audience had seen them do it all and no longer had any investment in the characters they played and despite the insistence of the studios in the continual casting of them the viewing audience had began rejecting the Western for what were seen as more cutting edge movies. Where Eastwood differed was simple, he was a relatively fresh face, he was still young and to put it bluntly, he was just far more believable than they were at this stage in their careers. He was cool, and they just weren’t. 

Calm, Cool and Collected

This new sense of coolness also had a lot to do with how Leone and Eastwood presented the character too. As I mentioned before, Eastwood purposely cut lines from his script and delivered those that remained with what would become his trademark understated calmness adding a sense of intrigue that someone like John Wayne couldn’t deliver. The Man With No Name also had vastly different motivations to those of the traditional Hollywood Western as well. Whereas they were presented as knights in shining spurs, saving damsels from distress and just being all round chivalrous good guys, Eastwood’s character was completely different.

He held no aspirations to be a knight, he was an anti-hero who was out for number one and didn’t even attempt to hide this fact which gave him an edge that would appeal to a fresh audience. While many watching couldn’t relate to being the cleaner than clean hero, many could aspire to be the cool, stylish man of mystery that Eastwood projected and almost instantly the old guard were banished to the history books as this new type of hero was ushered in.

From Samurai to Cowboy

The beauty of it too was that this character could be adapted to be used in just about any scenario, just as Leone had done by taking Toshiro Mifune’s samurai and making him a cowboy, he could now just as easily be a policeman, army officer or just an every man on the street, it really didn’t matter. Not only did this open doors for actors to add some variety into their resumes but also opened a world of possibilities for directors and scriptwriters when it came to writing new concepts as well.

Instantly, the days of someone like Eastwood being limited to playing variations of a cowboy were gone and he could take his brand of anti-hero into any field and make it work, something he obviously did with great success and has continued to do so in the decades that followed. And many followed too, a lot of the bigger stars of the fifties and sixties found themselves obsolete as a new grittier generation of actors began to take leading roles as Hollywood ushered in arguably its most creative period ever in the seventies. The age of the clean cut good guy was over and everyone could see it.

The Archetypical Action Star

From this point on just about every action star owes a debt to The Man With No Name, they could not only show their flaws, they could revel in them with cutting humour and unadulterated cynicism. Be it Charles Bronson’s Paul Kersey in Death Wish, Bruce Willis’ John McClane in Die Hard or even the likes of Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto in The Fast and the Furious, every single one of them has chinks in their armour and we just loved them more for it.

The Spaghetti Western may have imploded under its own weight decades ago, but its legacy lives on through The Man With No Name and his many cinematic children and will continue to do so for many generations to come so much so that it’s hard to imagine what the Hollywood landscape would look like without him.


Article by Will Carter – B-Movie obsessive and record shop employee living in Yorkshire, England. Contributor to Retro Cool and The Gravel Crew and long suffering car enthusiast. Genuinely believes there’s never been a better contribution to movie history than Bloodsport. Let us know what you think in the comments or on our Facebook page!

Bill Hader Tries Serious Action and Acting in ‘Barry’

But does the HBO action comedy work?

Best known for his time at Saturday Night Live and being buddies with Lebron James in Trainwreck, Bill Hader’s new HBO show Barry blends comedy with classic hitman action – kind of. But what does an action comedy look like in today’s day and age? Is it something meant for the good folks who love old fashioned action movie splendor? Or is it simply an edgy mechanism to make a comedy a little bit darker? Let’s review Barry on its action movie merits to see if it’s worthy of any Ultimate Action Movie Club consideration.

The Premiese

So, after watching the pilot, the premise seems to be that Barry (Bill Hader) is a depressed, possibly PTSD, veteran who has been wrangled into the small time world of contract killing. His employer, Fuches (Stephen Root), ineptly hires out Barry to kill people off for what looks to be meager earnings at best. Barry goes on an unglamorous job, knocks some dude off, comes home, plays video games, falls asleep, then wakes up and does it all over again.

However, in the pilot, and to put the series into motion, he gets a job in Los Angeles where he stumbles into an acting class chasing his mark which is run by an eccentric acting guru (Henry Winkler). He’s thrown into the class and instantly finds a friendly support group of wannabe LA actors, most notably an attractive Sally Reed (Sarah Goldberg). From there, things appear to be built so that Barry will perpetually be living a dual life as a daytime LA acting student and nighttime contract hitman.

The Acting

As a comedy/action series on HBO, the show was greenlit and developed with some serious promise. While the cast may not be the biggest group of A-listers (it’s not True Detective or anything), Root and Winkler are pretty great bit players and Goldberg seems to be on a promising upswing. However, the show rests on Hader, who also wrote and directs the project. And for the most part, he delivers the acting goods. While it doesn’t seem to be that hard to play a disinterested killer who rarely changes facial expressions, Hader at least grants his character one true “acting moment” where he monologues his wartime past and current unfulfilling profession.

Which is all well and good, but for action movie fans, if you want to watch acting, go watch Best of the Best again, the real question is how does this premise line up with the promised hitman sequences and HBO no-limits action? Let’s take a look.

The Action

Sadly, the short answer is – meh. With only the pilot to go off of, Barry delivers exactly one action sequence which lasts maybe for 1 minute total. The series opens with what we can assume to be the completion of a badass hit job where Barry is leaving a room where a man has a bullet hole in his forehead, but beyond that opener and a few teasing scenes in the middle, we’re left with one action sequence at the pilot’s climax where Barry does some rapid handgunning to close the story arc.

That being said, the extended preview does promise more action scenes to come, but I’d be willing to bet they’re limited to one sequence per episode and mostly serve as a stylistic break to the Hader’s acting, relationship and romantic escapades. The series looks to be resting its laurels on the scenes in the acting school with Hader’s improv background (not kickboxing tournament upbringing like Chuck or Van Damme), being the show’s driving force. Which is fine as it works quite well and is enjoyable for those reasons, but definitely not one to deliver the action like other modern action comedies like the current Lethal Weapon or the short-lived Jean Claude Van Johnson.


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An Introduction to the Samurai Way in ‘The Challenge’ (1982)

Scott Glenn, Toshiro Mifune and the Way of the Samurai.

The Challenge is a 1982 martial arts masterpiece and one of my all time favorite action movies. Set in modern day Japan, it tells the tale of two brothers. One a corporate titan and the other a modern day Samurai – fighting to reunite two swords called The Equals that have been in their family since Feudal times. They were separated after one of the brothers betrayed the family and stole both the swords. One of the Equals was then lost during World War Two. What follows is both brothers quest to find and reunite the swords.

An American Samurai Story

When the second sword is discovered in America, plans are made to smuggle it back into Japan using a broken down American prize fighter named Murphy, played by Scott Glenn. Once in Japan, the whole plans goes to hell as Murphy is taken hostage and brought before Hideo, the evil brother who will stop at nothing to get the sword he stole back. It is then revealed the sword he was smuggling was actually a decoy. Before Murphy can be killed, he escapes but is gravely wounded before being rescued and brought back to the ancient compound by the other brother’s forces.

Here, he meets Yoshida, played by the legend that is Toshiro Mifune, who lives life as an ancient Samurai where he trains his disciples in Bushido and the ancient arts of the Samurai, as he prepares to fulfill his life’s destiny in reuniting the swords. We are given a window to this strange world through the eyes of our ugly American Murphy, as he is nursed back to health and eventually sent packing back to America.

If it ended here it would be a short movie but the fates have other plans as the evil brother’s minions make Murphy an offer he can’t refuse. Go back and ask to be taken on as a pupil and when the opportunity presents itself, steal the sword. For this, he will be paid handsomely. Refuse and be killed dead. Needless to say, Murphy chooses the former, is accepted and begins his training. But something in Mifune’s teachings about honor takes root, and when presented with the opportunity to abscond with the sword, he has a change of heart. Good thing because the Master seen through his ploy and had a number of archers ready to put Murphy down if he attempted to leave the compound with the sword.

Murphy Goes Full Samurai

So having proved himself, Murphy’s training begins in earnest. As any action movie aficionado will tell you, the training montage is always a highlight of these movies. This is no exception, as Murphy is trained using ancient methods. After proving his humility by being buried in the ground for five days, rivaling the Masters record, he is then given a crash course in the exquisite samurai sword, archery, throwing stars and the empty hand martial art of Aikido. And none too soon, because Hideo again comes calling, kidnapping the Master’s niece. Yoshida-San will now need all the help he can get rescuing her and reuniting the swords.

Gone was my disconnect of Samurai films set in feudal times. Here, we get to see Mifune running around in the modern day in all his glory in full Samurai regalia, as he and Murphy use the ancient ways to infiltrate the compound, defeating the modern security measures and an armed paramilitary force. The then fight their way to the final showdown on the top floor of the villain’s corporate headquarters.

The brothers duel of honor for the swords in one of the finest sword fights put to film as we are treated to the ancient art of clean cuts and beautiful parries, before a bullet fired by one of the baddie’s minions renders Yoshida incapable of finishing the duel. Luckily, neophyte Samurai Murphy is up to finish the battle. What follows is pretty much the opposite of the first round as Murphy is slashed and chased around an office as he turns the sword fight into a bruising brawl using everything at his disposal, including his western boxing skills to survive. Needless to say, honor is bestowed and the swords are reunited.

Steven Seagal, Choreographer

The martial arts choreography was done by some guy named Steven Seagal, who I understand went on to bit parts in the action genre. His Aikido is evident in a scene where Murphy takes on an assailant armed with a tanto blade wielded in a reverse grip. The movie has also gone by the titles The Equals and Sword of the Ninjas. If this were made today, we would have a spinoff TV series on Murphy’s continuing adventures and training at the feet of the master.

With The Challenge, we were gifted with a true Samurai movie geared toward American audiences and our attention span. It serves as a travelogue of Japan, as well as an introduction to Bushido and the ancient arts of the Samurai This is a truly important movie that is only masquerading as an action film. Dare we call it art?


This author wishes to maintain his secret identity goes by the name of his favorite comic book hero Iron Fist. When he’s not collecting comics from his childhood, watching action movies or raising his three kids, he works a a police officer, trains Muay Thai, Jeet Kune Do, Kali and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Needless to say, he takes poor martial arts or sloppy gun handling skills personally. And he lives and trains in Chicago.

Remo Williams: Fred Ward as America’s James Bond

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)

I was raised reading a series of pulp novels entitled The Destroyer.  It told the story of a NYPD cop whose death is faked as he’s recruited into a top secret government organization called CURE, tasked with eliminating the enemies of America. In change of his training to become a master assassin is Chiun – Korean master of Sinanju, the sun source of all martial arts. The heart and soul of the series is the father son relationship that developed between master and pupil, as Chiun realizes his charge may be the reincarnation of the ancient god Shiva the Destroyer.  Needless to say chaos ensues in a series of novels with some of the most hilarious dialogue in literature and the best kills using martial arts as the oriental martial arts master trains his American doofus.

The Adventure Begins

So in 1985, Hollywood came calling, changing the name to Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, miscasting Fred Ward as the lithe assassin and in the worst case of white washing in casting buried American thespian Joel Grey under a ton of makeup to play the Korean master. According to Richard Myers In his opus book Great Martial Movies, this was once a role Chuck Norris coveted but couldn’t land. He goes on to quote Warren Murphy, the series creator as saying “They could have made Rambo. Instead they made Dumbo.

What followed was a movie that forgot that its source material was rooted in martial arts, played by an actor with no skills. It consists of boring training montages, lame dialogue, a hero dodging bullets and running across cement likes its rice paper and the worst martial arts on screen until Iron Fist came along. It does have a single great action sequence as our hero tries to get over his fear of heights while being hunted by a team of assassin atop the Statue of Liberty. Once that sequence was over, we are left with a movie about getting to the bottom of a military procurement scandal…by assassinating everybody involved.

I often wonder if I wasn’t raised on the source material if I wouldn’t have walked out of the theater like I just saw Highlander 2. I think the answer is yes. This was an enjoyable action movie that the layman could watch and then forget about. But it did have a great poster and a hummable theme.

An American James Bond

Remo Williams was supposed to the first in a series of films of a American James Bond franchise but unfortunately it fell flat with fans, critics and box office. But this didn’t stop Hollywood from attempting to spin it off into a TV series in 1988.  A pilot was filmed starring Jeffrey Meek – went on to play an American ninja in the 1992 TV show Raven. It was so bad, it only saw the light of day because of a writer’s strike. And sadly The Destroyer hasn’t been heard from since with even the books moving to an E-publisher.

So Hollywood, if your listening, put aside your Tomb Raider reboots and revisit this property.  We Americans still want our own James Bond and The Destroyer Remo Williams fits that bill.


This author wishes to maintain his secret identity goes by the name of his favorite comic book hero Iron Fist. When he’s not collecting comics from his childhood, watching action movies or raising his three kids, he works a a police officer, trains Muay Thai, Jeet Kune Do, Kali and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Needless to say, he takes poor martial arts or sloppy gun handling skills personally. And he lives and trains in Chicago.

How Jackie Chan Changed Action Movies For The Better

Rumble in the Bronx (1995), a.k.a. the end of the classic action movie genre

Before 1995, action movies were pretty much slugfests and shoot-em-ups. The action formula was tried and true: a guy with (a military/a police/a kickboxing) back story finds himself battling (a terrorist/false charges/the head of a large business conglomerate/a kingpin/a killer) and must (fight/shoot) his way out the situation, all while saving a (buxom/hot/smart and hot) woman who doesn’t like him at first but does a complete 180 before the climax of the third act.

Very few action movies diverted from this formula, that is until the U.S. was finally introduced to Jackie Chan in 1995 with Rumble in the Bronx. With it, a new action formula was introduced to the masses and the classic action genre died with it.

Action goes international

In 1995, the international box office wasn’t really like it is today. Film companies weren’t relying on China and Japan to boost box office grosses. Sure, the international rights to many American movies were sold to add a little bit to the bottom line, but box office grosses were measured in U.S. dollars. 

Action movies were some of the most prominent movies to have a major impact on the worldwide box office. With limited dialog they were easy and cheap to overdub, and who doesn’t like action movies? Thinks blow up, people get shot, the good guy wins. Those are things that translate everywhere.

By the mid-1990s, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were household names all over the world, and they had paychecks to match. At the same time, American audiences were eating up action movies starring traditional action stars like Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme, as well as action-ish movies like The Net, Virtuosity, Johnny Mnemonic, Bad Boys and Kiss of Death.

They all had one thing in common – they we all very American films. If you wanted anything with some real kick, you had to head to the video store or watch The Movie Channel late at night. There, you might find movies starring Sammo Hung, Cynthia Rothrock, Don “The Dragon” Wilson, Cat Sassoon, Michelle Yeoh and, of course, Jackie Chan. This was about to change.

Welcome to Canada … I mean New York

In October of 1994, Rumble in the Bronx began filming in Vancouver, Canada, about two months before Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Street Fighter was set to be released. The film had a modest budget, about $7.5 million, and starred Jackie Chan – a star of Hong Kong cinema whose career spanned back to the early 1960s. Despite this, Chan had never been formally introduced to American audiences (he did appear in Cannonball Run I & II, but those movies don’t really count).

Chan had a unique screen style. He was funny, charming and acrobatic. His stunt scenes were the stuff of legend – especially amongst videophiles whose combed through video stores in search of hidden gems. He would literally bleed (or break bones) for his art. He was an international star – except in America.

His movies weren’t your typical shoot-em ups, they were masterful displays of stunt coordination and athleticism. He was not the usual action star by American standards. He didn’t deliver one liners. He didn’t slowly lumber with a big machine gun. He didn’t snap necks. He wasn’t a big, muscly guy. Maybe that’s why movie producers didn’t see him as a good fit for American audiences. They were wrong.

The day the action movie died, and was reborn

Two years later, after already proving itself a massive hit in Hong Kong (earning almost $57 million), Rumble in the Bronx was released in American theaters. Earning $34 million, it was a hit. Suddenly, Jackie Chan was everywhere.

Films from his existing catalog (Supercop, Legend of Drunken Master, Twin Dragons, Mr. Nice Guy, First Strike and more) were acquired, re-edited, and re-released for American audiences. Action junkies couldn’t get enough. This is the star they were looking for – someone who was not only an action hero on screen, but a guy who DID HIS OWN CRAZY STUNTS! He jumped off buildings, hung off helicopters, climbed walls, swam with the sharks, and fought opponents with strength and agility that had never been seen before.

Jackie Chan created a new action genre, and at the same time killed off old one. If you scroll through the box office receipts from some of the biggest action stars, you can see there is a definite line. There’s before Jackie Chan and After Jackie Chan. For example:

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Street Fighter earned $99 million in 1994, The Quest earned $57 million in 1996.

Sylvester Stallone: Judge Dredd earned $113 million in 1995, Copland earned $64 million in 1997 (1996’s Daylight fared better, earning $160 million with an $80 million budget).

Arnold Schwarzenegger: True Lies earned $378.9 million in 1994, while Eraser earned $242 million in 1996.

Steven Seagal: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory earned $104 million in 1994, while The Glimmer Man earned $20 million in 1996.

What changed?

After getting a taste of Jackie Chan, audiences simply expected more from their action heroes. A big guy with a big gun no longer cut it. Heroes needed to be stronger, faster, more athletic, and be likeable. Enter Jason Statham, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, Chow Yun Fat – stars that gave audiences what they craved – real physical action.

These stars, with the exception of Statham, who were once regulated to the video store shelves were now driving the box office, while the tried and true American action stars were forced to release their big budget actioners direct-to-video. It was a major shift, but one that in hindsight wasn’t totally unexpected.

I love Rumble in the Bronx. I remember seeing it in the theater thinking, “who the hell is this guy, and how can he do that?” I also remember watching Sudden Death around the same time, and even though I was a huge JCVD fan (and still am), it just didn’t do it for me anymore.

After Jackie Chan, action just wasn’t the same.


Article by Eric LaRose – a Wisconsin-based connoisseur of action, horror and sci-fi movies from the ‘80s and ‘90s. A former journalist and podcaster, Eric wrote the ending to the Toxic Avenger Part 4, but the only person who will back up that claim is his wife.

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Why ‘Pray for Death’ (1985) is the Ultimate Ninja Movie

Sho Kosugi, Ultimate Ninja Warrior

As a child of the 80s, I grew up with a lot of awesome things. Saturday morning cartoons. Comic books. Wrestling. Stuff you can see and get nowadays, but they were a lot better in the 80s. Especially ninja movies. Ninja movies were a prime staple of the 80s. Godfrey Ho practically made his career churning those bad boys out. Yes, the ninja movie craze was one of the bright, shining action subgenres of the amazing 80s. And during that craze, one man was declared the chosen one. The alpha ninja.The real champion of the ninjas (Sorry, Richard Harrison). And that champion’s name… is Sho Kosugi.

Sho Kosugi: The Alpha Ninja

Born Shochi Kosugi, he came to America at 19 to seek a better education. He was also a champion martial artist, and it was with that expertise that saw him dabble in minor film work. Then, in 1981, he rose to prominence as the antagonist in the early Cannon Group cult classic Enter the Ninja, parlaying that into an epic movie career where he personified the badass Ninja for innumerous fans around the world in such films as Revenge of The Ninja, Ninja 3: The Domination (both also made by Cannon), and 9 Deaths of the Ninja, just to name a few. But one film sits above the rest as the most ultimate display of ninja awesomeness. His crowning achievement. Ladies and gentlemen, that film is… Pray for Death.

Kosugi plays Akira, an ex-ninja master who has given up his former life to start a family with his wife Aiko. Burdened by the guilt of his actions as a ninja, and wanting to give himself and his family a fresh start, he decides to move with his wife and 2 sons, Takeshi and Tomoya (played by Kosugi’s real life sons Kane and Shane, respectively) to America. But after running afoul of some mobsters, they become a constant target of torment. Pushed to his breaking point, Akira now has no choice but to resurrect the Ninja within…

Pray for Death marked the final ninja film for Kosugi. And in my opinion, he easily saved the best for last. Written by James Booth, who also wrote the Michael Dudikoff action classics American Ninja 2: The Confrontation and Avenging Force, as well as co-starring as one of the most reprehensible bastards in movie history, Limehouse Willie, this movie is a dark, nasty, violent piece of ninja action. Made in the vein of movies such as Walking Tall, it perfectly blends the vigilante genre with the Ninja genre. And Kosugi gives his best performance as a man who is trying his hardest not to resort to his old ways, but as push comes to shove, and his family’s lives are constantly endangered, he will do whatever it takes to protect the ones he loves.

Now, here are 3 reasons why Pray for Death is the ULTIMATE NINJA MOVIE.

1) Sho Kosugi at his best

Sho Kosugi seems to be underrated and under mentioned within action movie discussions, and that’s a shame, because he is a true pioneer in the 80s action genre. Where would Michael Dudikoff be if not for Sho Kosugi and his ninja movies?? David Bradley?? Pierre Kirby?? What would even Godfrey Ho have done without Kosugi?? Nothing. Nowhere. So you can thank Kosugi for that. And in Pray for Death, he fires on all cylinders.

He is the meanest, scariest hero to ever grace a movie screen. No joke. In the scene where he tells the investigating officer to not stand in his way, you are genuinely scared. You know he is completely pissed off now, and nothing’s gonna stop him from getting his revenge. Honestly, when was the last time a lead actor generated such a genuine moment of terror in an action movie?? Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris. Sho Kosugi deserves the same recognition as these titans of action cinema. At least in my opinion he does.

2) The Climax

After his glorious suit up, Akira locates the mob hideout and proceeds to dispense some of the most awesome ninja violence to ever be documented…

Have you ever wanted to know what would happen if you took the climax of Commando, and replaced Arnold Schwarzenegger with a very angry Sho Kosugi in badass Shredder cosplay? Well, look no further! This is without a doubt one of the greatest action sequences ever. The most ultimate ninja movie climax. Bar none. Seriously, I challenge anyone to find a better action scene in a ninja movie that is more epic than this one. Go ahead. I’ll be here waiting. But I know I’m going to be waiting forever, because you’re never going to find one. Not one. One that can even compare. Arrows through the heart, ninja stars to the face, samurai swords through the neck, just an incredible onslaught of raging ninja fury as one by one, the bad guys pay dearly for their vile indiscretions.

3) Back to the Shadows

I really don’t have to say anything. I could just leave this clip here and it alone will prove my point. For this is the best “Gear Up” scene in all of action movies. Better than the gear ups in Commando, Raw Deal, etc… I’m dead serious. That intensity. That song. It’s perfection. Simply badass perfection. This scene is so badass it’s scary. I mean, who can look at a really pissed off Sho Kosugi preparing to commit some badass ninja violence and not be terrified of the man?? Look at him! He’s terrifying!! He is so terrifying, Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night for Sho Kosugi!

And that song. That glorious, glorious song. Sung in a heavenly voice by Peggy Abernathy. Back to the Shadows is one of the top 5 action movie theme songs ever.  A lot of action movies have great theme songs, but this one is pure magic. It ties in so perfectly to the moment, and the movie on a whole. It details a man’s descent back into the darkness of violence, but plays like a love song. Like how Akira must resort back to his ninja ways because of the love for his family. Perfect choice.

Pray for Death. The Ninja Movie equivalent to a Mic drop. I can see why Kosugi left the genre after this. There was nothing left to accomplish. He had done it all. He made an appearance in the 2009 movie Ninja Assassin, and while that was a real nice touch, the film itself just couldn’t compare to his previous work. And damn sure couldn’t compare to Pray for Death. It’s over, guys. Kosugi has got this game won.

Bow down to the master.


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5 Underappreciated Action Movies of the 1990s

Neglected but not forgotten.

The 90’s were a strange, fluid time for action flicks. The old model of making them – a huge star would be the lead, the budget would be in the high millions, there’d be a ton of blood and one-liners thrown about, along with f-bombs – was changing into a safer, more teen friendly genre, with The Fast and Furious and xXx just around the corner.

Audiences were primarily younger, and didn’t wanna see superhuman tough guys obliterate a thousand bad guys with guns and knives and fists and feet. The box office began to drop off for usually reliable action stalwarts, and some of their better movies fell by the wayside. It was sad… and unfortunate, because some of these movies are quite good. Classics? No. But entertaining as hell. 

Here’s the top 5 underappreciated action movies from some of our favorite stars in the 1990s.

5. STRIKING DISTANCE (1993)

It’s no secret. Even the star of this movie, Bruce Willis, hates it. He’s been critical of it in several publications and even said it “sucked’ on a talk show. Bruce’s reasons for not liking this movie are his own, but for audiences, there’s a lot to like about this actioner. Bruce plays his familiar rough-around-the-edges cop in this predictable, but action-packed thriller. After failing to catch a serial killer, and testifying against his brutal partner in court (a big police no-no), a disgraced policeman (Willis) is demoted to water patrol… and finds himself being taunted by the very killer he was pursuing. Look, the plot for Striking Distance is full of holes and doesn’t stand up to close scrutiny, but it’s the no-holds-barred action scenes and excellent location filming makes this by-the-numbers pic stand out.

The movie opens with an awesome car chase, scored by the always reliable Brad Fiedel, that tears across the streets of Pittsburgh, and ends with a pretty cool boat chase through the city’s murky waters. In between, we get a nifty gunfight on a boat and a car/boat pursuit that ends with a fiery explosion. What about Bruce? He’s his wise-cracking, burnt-out best, even in one of his lesser vehicles. Definitely a big slice of 90’s action film-making, Striking Distance was a critical and box-office bomb when it was released, but it’s a movie I return to quite often. It’s a heap of fun and a great way to kill 100 minutes.  There’s also a great supporting cast made up of memorable character actors like Robert Pastorelli, Tom Sizemore, Dennis Farina and John Mahoney.

4. MAXIMUM RISK (1996)

Street Fighter: The Movie died at the box office… AND killed Jean Claude Van Damme’s burgeoning career along with it. For me, its number one fatality was 1996’s Maximum Riska fast, glossy and gritty thriller that saw the Muscles from Brussels flex his acting muscles along with, well…his regular muscles. Van Damme plays twins again in this film: one is a Russian mobster, the other a dedicated soldier. The two worlds collide amid the chaos and violence of corrupt government agents, hot babes and dangerous stunts. There’s also a pretty cool bath house fight in the middle of the movie that is awesome. And the acting side? As I mentioned, Van Damme is given more to do in this movie than beat and kill. He has to mourn and grieve for his dead brother, and for the life he never had with him. He’s never gonna be confused for Tom Hanks in the acting department, but Van Damme gives it his all in the emotional scenes. It’s certainly one of his better efforts.

The only negative I can say for the movie is that the finale, which promises to be epic, kinda dies before it starts, and the ending is less than satisfactory.  Of course there’s a gorgeous chick for JCVD to swoon over in Species hottie Natasha Henstridge, but her role is a pretty one-dimensional, but she is nice to look at. Hong Kong helmer Ringo Lam made his US debut with this entertaining flick.  Shame he never got to do more stuff in the states. He has a great eye for action and drama. What could have been…

3. THE GLIMMER MAN (1996)

If 1995’s Se7en and 1987’s Lethal Weapon had a baby, the result would probably be The Glimmer Mana bizarre mix of cop-buddy-action-comedy and serial killer thriller that was D.O.A. in fall of 1996 when it opened to lacklustre business and reviews. Steven Seagal plays a mysterious cop who is partnered with another streetwise (and wisecracking) Detective, effectively played by Keenan Ivory Wayans. The mismatched duo soon discover that the grisly murder case they’re working on is somehow connected to Seagal’s shady past with the government. Convenient and lazy is really the only way to describe the plot of this movie, but it doesn’t really matter, because at heart The Glimmer Man is another excuse for Seagal to beat Hollywood stuntmen to a pulp while looking suave and debonair. Warners, the star’s then home studio, tried to spice things up by introducing the witty, urban Wayans into the mix, and the experiment works to some degree – although Wayans gets all the best comedic lines. Like Jim Belushi in Schwarzenegger’s Red Heat, Wayans is the comedic foil to Seagal’s straight man – who is too busy breaking limbs to be funny.

While it looks like no one’s heart was really in this outing, the movie does have some good action scenes, moody atmospherics and a creepy score by Yes frontman Trevor Rabin, and the violence is strictly hardcore. No PG-13 gunfights here, instead we get bloody headshots and impalings. Vintage Seagal? No. But nowhere near as bad as it’s made out to be, and better than most of the action fare that comes out today. 

2. ERASER (1996)

Although Eraser managed to rake in $100 million dollars at the US box-office when it opened in summer of ’96, the movie has never been regarded as one of Arnold’s “greats”, which is a shame considering it was pretty much his last hurrah as the 90’s primo action hero. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a mysterious government agent who protects witnesses by faking their deaths or making them disappear, eg, he “erases” them. When his latest assignment, involving the beautiful witness to industrial treason, Lee Cullen (Vanessa Williams) goes sideways, Arnold discovers someone inside his beloved agency is dirty, and selling secrets to the bad guys. Cue explosions, fist fights, shootouts, car chases, hungry, limb-chewing crocodiles and a pretty nifty stunt involving Arnold freefalling in a parachute while dodging a circling jet, that sees the jet come off second best.

Eraser is pure 90’s action gold. It’s got everything anyone could want from this film: crude humor, foul language and explicit bloodshed. Plus it’s got Arnold striding through all the carnage like an Austrian God! I had a blast with Eraser when I first saw it, and I really enjoyed seeing manly legend James Caan as Arnold’s mentor/arch nemesis, and Vanessa Williams adds some depth to her thankless role as the hunted heroine.  While the effects and plot aren’t a sturdy as his collaborations with writer/director James Cameron, Eraser is a neglected gem in the Arnold film canon, and one that is worth revisiting.

1. LAST MAN STANDING (1996)

This film sounded like a dream come true for me when I first heard about it: Bruce Die Hard Willis starring in a movie directed by Mr. Walter 48 Hours Hill. This could be awesome. Was it? YES!!  The box office was not kind to the movie, and it barely lasted in theatres. Shame. For this retelling of Yojimbo is a solid, bloody and brutal western gangster movie that still holds up today. Bruce is a Chicago gangster, fleeing his troubles, who stumbles upon a dusty dried up jerkwater town called Jericho. He soon learns that two rival gangster families are fighting it out for control of the booze that runs through the town’s dying streets. What’s he do? Decides he can make some money for himself by playing both sides off against each other. But he doesn’t count on this little thing called a conscience (something’s he’s always avoided till now) getting in the way, until he decides to help a beautiful Mexican woman who has been enslaved by one of the town’s low rent gangsters. The message of the movie is pretty much no good deed goes unpunished!

The more Bruce tries to be the good guy, the more trouble, and pain, he gets into. By the end of this laconic, moody actioner, Bruce has every gun in town after him, including Christopher Walken, in a creepy turn as a mob enforcer.  What’s he to do, but fall back on his one skill. The gun! Which brings us to the action set pieces. There are plenty, and they’re all well done and brutal. Hell, Bruce nails a dude with a pair of .45’s within a minute of the opening credits finishing. That’s a bold move. Unlike modern action cinema now, where the action is stretched out to epic proportions, Last Man Standing’s scenes of mayhem hit you like a .44 magnum between the eyes. The gunfights are jarring, fast and loud. And final. No one gets up wounded. They’re all face down in the dirt, where they belong. 

Hill assembled his usual creative team with this pic, editor Freeman Davies and cinematographer Lloyd Ahern, and they haven’t been better. But a special shout out must go to composer Ry Cooder. His score for the film is a thing beauty. Dark, menacing, scary, peaceful, exotic, haunting. It’s all of those things rolled into one, and it shows what a versatile, and highly underrated, composer Cooder is. And what about Bruce? He’s never been cooler in a movie than this one. Years of killing has left him broken and empty, and you can see it in his dead eyes. He’s not looking for redemption, and he sure as well wasn’t expecting to find it in Jericho. Critics complained that Willis played the part like the Terminator, but they missed the point. This isn’t a movie about posturing. It’s about mucho dudes getting things done. Bruce conveys everything he needs to in this movie using the old school Bronson way – with his eyes and face. At heart, this is a minimalist action picture, one that was wrongfully ignored, and it deserves a rightful place next to other action classics. Check it out. You won’t be sorry.


From a small country town where not many films played, Kent Church grew up on a steady diet of Coca Cola, horror magazines and action movies on VHS. If the movie didn’t have Chuck Norris or Eastwood on the cover, he wasn’t interested. His one core belief: Arnold Schwarzenneger must be President!! And James Woods vice –President…

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What The Expendables Series Got Right (and What it Got Wrong)

Ultimate Meditations on Stallone’s Expendables

Co: Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight?
Rambo: I’m expendable.
Co: What mean “expendable”?
Rambo: It’s like someone invites you to a party and you don’t show up. It doesn’t really matter.
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Dream projects in Hollywood almost never get off the ground. Even if money wasn’t a factor and you disregarded budget, syncing the schedules of actors, a director, producers and the myriad staff needed to film such a collaborative effort is nearly impossible.

But in 2010, Sylvester Stallone — who previously had managed to create legendary screen characters out of both Rocky Balboa and John Rambo — did the impossible.

What began as every fan of the genre’s dream — What would happen if the greatest action movie stars of the 1980s were crammed into a modern movie? — came to fruition when The Expendables was released in movie theaters around the globe. It starred a who’s who of action movie heroes from yesteryear (Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts); professional wrestler Steve Austin and mixed martial arts legend Randy Couture; and Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke rounded out the group.

While far from a perfect movie, the mere presence of the aforementioned actors coupled with the over the top violence more than made up for it. News recently broke that Stallone wants to proceed with a fourth Expendables film, expanding the trilogy into the rare action quadrilogy. Before that occurs, I wanted to delve a little deeper into the series, highlighting both its hits and misses and helping to steer the ship in the right direction for its next film.

WHAT WENT RIGHT?

Starting with The Expendables, just getting the film made was an accomplishment unto itself. Anything after that is gravy. Showcasing a variety of actors, weapons and fighting styles, I don’t think a movie of this magnitude will ever be made again

1) The Basketball Court Scene

You can’t talk about this movie without bringing up Jason Statham’s “basketball court” scene. Statham’s character (Lee Christmas) is a globe-trotting man with a mysterious job. Because of his inconsistent domestic situation, he has difficulty maintaining a long-term romantic relationship with Lacy, played by Charisma Carpenter. One day after driving to see her, he notices she is sporting a black eye. Then this happens…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKAggGisCc

Many people will agree with me when I say it’s far and away the movie’s best scene.

2) Mickey Rourke

As a winner of a slew of awards related to his illustrious acting career, none of the actors in the series is nearly as accomplished an actor as Mickey Rourke. Stallone wisely gave the man a dedicated scene to truly shine, and I honestly think nobody else in the series could have pulled this off as well as he did.

3) Easter Eggs

Another thing Stallone and crew got right were Easter eggs: subtle (and sometimes not to subtle) nods to the audience about the filmographies of certain actors. For instance, having Eric Roberts portray the film’s antagonist was a reference to 1994’s The Specialist, where he played the bad guy opposite Stallone’s good guy. Another nod was Stallone naming Lundgren’s character Gunner, a nod to 1994’s Men of War. (I doubt every audience member got that one.)

Also, in the final movie of the series thus far, the movie opened with the team busting Wesley Snipes’ character out of jail (Snipes had been incarcerated for years after failing to pay his taxes.) In 2012’s The Expendables 2, what I (and I suspect many others) would argue is the trilogy’s best film, the Easter eggs were abound. It’s almost as if they threw whatever they could at the wall to see what would stick. Chuck Norris would join the cast as Booker (a reference to 1978’s Good Guys Wear Black). Well after the online expiration date had passed on the Chuck Norris Facts — humorous exaggerations of Norris’ otherworldly feats and capabilities — the film made a point of including a scene showcasing one.

4) JCVD as the “Villian”

In The Expendables 2, none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme was cast to play “Vilain”, i.e., the movie’s main villain. Whereas normally JCVD would play the hero, as the villain he absolutely chews up every scene he’s in! If you watch this movie for one reason, let it be the Muscles From Brussels.

5) Arnold and Bruce

Also in EX2, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis got expanded roles from their lone scene in the first movie. Again, keeping with Easter egg tradition, nods to former roles (lines of dialogue such as “I’ll be back!”) were sprinkled throughout. Yes, they overdid it a bit and it somewhat bordered on overkill, but is there too much of a good thing when it comes to action here legends? Sometimes you just have to sit and enjoy the ride the movie takes you on.

6) The Weaponry

Earlier I mentioned the variety of weaponry used in the series. We’ve all seen guns being fired a million different ways over the years, but the first Expendables film dusted off two Western tropes that had long been forgotten: classic six-shooters and knife throwing. Both were done superbly on-screen.

7) Mel Gibson

JCVD wasn’t the only inspired baddie casting choice. Mel Gibson was exceptional as Stonebanks in 2014’s The Expendables 3, a former Expendable cast member long thought dead, but since turned to the side of villainy. After having been excommunicated of sorts from Hollywood for years for anti-Semitic ramblings during a DUI arrest, Gibson bounced back well with this role. Like Stallone, Gibson has two iconic screen characters on his resume (Martin Riggs in the Lethal Weapon series and the title character in the Mad Max series), so it was refreshing to see him take on an antagonist role here.

8) Antonio Banderas

In 2014, The Expendables 3 was released. In terms of positive things to say about the movie, I’d be lying if I wrote it’s good. It’s not, so I won’t go into that in this section. I will say Stallone tapped the very talented Antonio Banderas to portray Galgo, a take on his exemplary Puss in Boots character from Shrek 2 and several spinoffs of its movies. (Banderas played the antagonist Miguel Bain in 1995’s forgettable Assassins, but it’s important to note Stallone was the lead in that film.)

WHAT WENT WRONG?

To move plot, or not to move plot? That is the question.

While The Expendables was a blessing in itself, it wasn’t very strong, plot-wise. I suspect that has a lot to do with having a large cast: you can’t possibly incorporate a great deal of characterization and back stories when you’re trying to move a plot forward, especially an action one. (I strongly feel the G.I. Joe universe suffered from the same problem, which is why each episode or comic only featured a few characters at a time.) But in the grand scheme of things, that can be overlooked. We’re not watching these movies to experience Shakespeare.

EX3: OMG

The Expendables 3 is easily the weak link in the series’ chain. After flip-flopping on a decision to maintain an R rating (and stay true to its audience, albeit limiting ticket sales) or lightening the rating to a PG-13 (thus broadening its potential audience, at the expense of alienating its main audience), producers whiffed badly. Violence was reduced, more jokes were peppered in, and the overall tone of the film was more light-hearted compared to the first two — not what you should be going for when you feature this much action movie talent.

In addition, while the movie did manage to squeeze in a few more legends (Harrison Ford and the aforementioned Snipes), some casting choices left the core audience scratching their collective heads. Ronda Rousey, Kellan Lutz and Kelsey Grammer (FRASIER!) all have no business being in this movie.

WHERE DO THEY GO FROM HERE?

Before any casting choices are made, the movie needs to be rated R. That should be a given.

When people are cast, fillers should be avoided. The movie should feature action movie heroes, not youngsters. Nobody cares about them; people just do not want to see them in an action movie. Finally — and I can’t stress this enough — if you have a series titled The Expendables, some characters need to perish. There was a rumor that Terry Crews’ character (Caesar) was supposed to die in the third one, but he whined enough to have the character live. This isn’t “The A-Team”, where thousands of bullets are comically strewn about every television episode. Rather, it’s a movie series about a team of mercenaries prepared to pay the ultimate price in pursuit of a payday. Let some of them pay that price.

If not, it’ll feel like the producers are telling the audience they’re expendable.


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