Johnny Mnemonic: The Most Ultimate Action Cyberpunk Flick of All Time

A look back creative energy and high-grade silliness that made Keanu a cyberpunk star.

Between Albert Pyun’s Nemesis and The Wachowksi’s The Matrix, the 1990s gave us another awesome cyberpunk flick. Johnny Mnemonic was penned by genre grandmaster William Gibson himself (based on his own short story), so it carries the official cyberpunk seal of approval. The theatrical cut of the film was not what Gibson and director Robert Longo envisioned, as it was heavily re-edited by greedy studio producers. But even this annoyance cannot prevent us from having fun with Johnny Mnenomic, so let’s have a look!

Johnny (Keanu Reeves) is a courier carrying data that is implanted in his brain. After receiving the files for his next job, he learns that his chip has been overloaded and will kill him if not extracted. To make matters worse, one of the mega corporations, who control all of society, has an interest in the data, and sends its Yakuza goons and the cyborg assassin Preacher (Dolph Lundgren) after him.

All the Electronics Around You Poisoning the Airwaves

The initial idea the films presents to us is that uploading data to your brain puts it off the grid and can be transported undetected. And there’s tons of other cool cyberpunk concepts thrown around at rapid pace. Johnny’s world is plagued by the Nerve Attenuation Syndrome, a deadly disease caused by overexposure to digital technology. It’s an ingenious foretelling of the side effects of our permanent exposure to screens. The digital plague didn’t turn exactly out that way but the alarming rise in depression and anxiety linked to things like obsessive Instagram use is all too real in our time. 

The film also reflects aggressively on the fear of big corporations taking over the digital world, who are shattering the early dream of a truly free and democratic internet. Damn you, AOL. In our time we won’t find a forceful minority such as the Loteks that violently advocate for a digital detox, and instead of rebelling against the omnipotence of the tech corporations, we’ve been sedated by them.

I Want to Get Online! I Need a Computer!

And the brute capitalism critique doesn’t end there. Eternal life is reserved only for the richest of the rich, and the consciousness of an ex-CEO is resurrected as digital persona in the company network. I appreciate it when films throws so many ideas at you that you almost can’t keep up, and when it all is wrapped in an action film template, it becomes an irresistible pleasure, at least for me. 

The film got the brains (even though there is some damage), and it also got the looks. Cutting edge cyber technology exists side by side with the ruins of a past analog world. Anything goes fashion-wise, suits, body armor, rags and everything in between.  There are many colorful, wonky VR sequences showing the internet as a literal information highway with 1990s style computer graphics.

They’ll Negotiate, They’re Corporate.

Johnny is arrogant and a pretty dumb guy throughout the whole film, and Reeves plays the part correspondingly, with an empty stare and somewhat strange intonation of his lines. Reeves’ slightly lunatic interpretation of his role may also be inspired by the fact that Johnny’s childhood memories have been erased to make room for the data chip. So he may have forgotten if he was raised as a decent human being, and how to produce meaningful facial expressions. 

Besides Reeves, the film has a fantastic cast of character actors that indulge in hamming it up: Ice Cube, Udo Kier, Henry Rollins, Dolph Lundgren and Takeshi Kitano, what an ensemble! And let’s not forget the greatest animal character to ever grace an action film, hacker dolphin Mr. Jones. Ice-T’s raw tirades sound like he wrote them himself, and I could listen for hours to Reeves and Rollins yelling techno babble and pessimistic social commentary at each other. Dolph Lundgren delivers the most eccentric performance of his career, as equally ridiculous and menacing villain, a cyborg assassin who believes he is a catholic priest.

That Motherfucker’s Got God and Technology Ass-Backward

Johnny Mnemonic is also an action film, and the mayhem comes at a good rate. Admittedly it’s not that exciting what Longo puts on the table most of the time, and the cinematography is a bit wonky in the action sequences. The firepower and explosions do not rise beyond standard fare, but they provide enough excitement and are properly embedded into the story. We get plenty of awesome big-ass guns, and the ultimate melee weapon: a laser whip that slices people into ham! The finale is wonderfully chaotic, with burning cars flying through the air, and many people dying bloody deaths.

Johnny Mnemonic never wastes a single second, and gives us an overload of ideas wrapped into high-grade silliness. It’s creative energy may occasionally be misdirected, but the effort to create an uncompromising vision shines through everywhere. It’s fantastic entertainment, and this glimpse into the ingenious mind of William Gibson became one of the ultimate cyberpunk flicks!

More of the same? What to expect in Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

Everything we know about Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One… so far.

So, trailers keep being released online and we frequently get spicy news about the cast and plot, but this doesn’t make the wait any less agonising. Five more months to go before the first part of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning, seventh instalment in the saga, hits the big screen this July. The cast and crew have purposefully remained vague about M:I 7, but a first trailer followed by a short teaser still give us some hints about the movie’s content. Let’s see what we can expect from the latest film in the series! 

Known faces will return in M:I 7  

First of all, this will be the third movie in a row directed by Christopher McQuarrie. Now, no matter your thoughts on the M: I franchise, it is hard for an action lover to dislike the past two episodes that he brought to screen (Rogue Nation in 2015 and Fallout in 2018). McQuarrie gave a second wind to the saga, by expanding upon the universe created in Ghost Protocol (2011), and adding to it an iconic villain – the subtly creepy Solomon Lane (Sean Harris), a darker tone, and the amazing agent Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson). The past two films also featured a more complex and tormented Ethan Hunt, who still pulls off incredible stunts thanks to Tom Cruise’s dedication to the role. He and the director make a great team: Cruise has expressed his pleasure working with McQuarrie, who offered him darker and more gripping scripts, and we can expect the edgy tone to return in Dead Reckoning. Much like Daniel Craig’s growing implication in the most recent Bond films, Cruise is also having a more and more considerable influence on the Mission: Impossible cinematic saga. It was always based around his character, but is now fully focused on Hunt’s evolution. 

What can we expect in M:I Dead Reckoning Part One

So, what else can we expect to see in M:I Dead Reckoning? Well, if the trailer is any indication, we will be treated to the same continuity nods which made MI:6 so enjoyable. On top of the return of Vanessa Kirby’s White Widow (daughter of arms dealer Max from the first film, who inherited her mother’s sophisticated nature), Eugene Kittridge, former head of the Impossible Missions Force, will also be part of the adventure. The spy played by Henry Czerny was last seen in the first movie back in 1996. Though his upcoming role is unclear, Kittridge remained antagonistic towards Hunt through most of M:I, believing him to be a mole. Seeing this cynical man again is an absolute delight for fans of the franchise, especially as Henry Czerny mentioned in an interview that Kittridge is still having a hard time trusting Ethan – it seems that very little has changed since 1996! In the first M:I, the ruthless Eugene had close ties to arms dealer Max, and knowing that he could now meet her daughter is promising too. 

Another scene in the official trailer features mysterious agent Ilsa Faust, who gets involved in an amazing sword fight – a true testament to her edged-weapon fighting skills. This is a nice call-back to her gripping one-to-one against henchman Janik Vinter (Jens Hultén) in M:I 5. Fans can hope that the sword fight will feature some beautiful moves, and Faust’s signature “headscissor” neck snapping might also make a come-back. Speaking of Ilsa, she is wearing an eye patch in much of the trailer footage, so it seems obvious that an accident happened to her somewhere along the line. What will be its consequences? This is, of course, hard to predict, but so far the franchise has done a remarkably good job at keeping its protagonists alive (save for the secretaries of the IMF!). McQuarrie might want to shake up the formula this time around by putting Hunt’s allies in greater jeopardy – though fans of Ilsa Faust like myself can only hope that she will make it out of M:I 7 alive. 

Bigger, bolder and (even) better? 

One thing that won’t change is the series’ inclination towards amazing stunts, performed by Tom Cruise – who seemingly doesn’t age. A small featurette on the topic has been released on Youtube around Christmas time. It is entirely focused on the “most  dangerous” stunt of the saga so far, which has Hunt riding a motorcycle off a Norwegian cliff, before transitioning into a full-blown base jump. This is all performed by Cruise himself, of course! On top of some breathtaking visuals, the 10 minutes video is very entertaining, and sheds the spotlight on the wings of MI:7 and its makers. I highly recommend checking it out! 

We will have to wait for the next full length trailer to learn more about the film’s plot, but what has been released so far seems extremely promising. The only question that remains is whether McQuarrie has set the bar too high with his past two films. Based on the few pieces of information that we currently have, one thing to watch out for will be over-complex plots: Fallout was arguably suffering from a convoluted climax, and the introduction of a new character, Hayley Atwell’s Grace, on top of all the known faces, could make M:I 7 go overboard in the complexity department. Yet fans of the franchise know that Dead Reckoning will be split in two parts – with M:I 8 expected to come out in June 2024, meaning the films could use a more fleshed-out plot and some new  protagonists. What else is there to add? A final trailer for M:I Dead Reckoning is much awaited, and in the meantime, we can only hope that the film will deliver on the insanely high expectations set by the past two instalments of Mission: Impossible.

Article by Josephine Aulnois: Josephine is a French action films enthusiast with a particular interest in women fighters, Indonesian cinema and the James Bond saga.

You’re Next: the perfect horror film for action lovers?

Sharni Vinson stars as ‘Erin’ in YOU’RE NEXT. Photo credit: Corey Ransberg

This film has blood, fast-paced action, fun twists, and the ultimate heroine… what more could you want!

2011 was the second year of a crazy decade, which would give us both the worst – a global pandemic – and the best – quite a few cult movies. Some iconic films from the 2010s are well worth a rewatch, especially those which went unnoticed! This is exactly what happened to You’re Next – a gory horror film with a twist, directed by Adam Wingard and released in 2011.

A horror film? Yes, I know the Ultimate Club is dedicated to action flicks, but action can hide in the most unlikely places, and You’re Next is one of them. This slasher is the epitome of a hidden gem: it was a success at the box office, but not enough for a sequel to be released, and was forgotten by the public – but the few who saw the film still remember it! You’re Next starts off like any regular home invasion flick, featuring a family reunion that goes terribly wrong when animal-masks wearing killers decide to join the party.

Action fans, if this plot does not entice you, wait for the twist: one of the guests, a young woman visiting her boyfriend’s family, proves to be just as formidable as the attackers – and bloody good fighting ensues! 

The ultimate badass heroine  

What would you get if you put an action hero in the middle of a brutal horror slasher? One of the most badass protagonists ever. Erin (Sharni Vinson) starts off as a relatively shy young woman, but when her in-laws’ mansion gets attacked, she turns into a ruthless fighter, annihilating bad guy after bad guy without breaking a sweat.

This hardened survivor manages to stay calm when facing surprise axe swings, and never loses her cool – or her badass style – throughout the film. Saying too much about Erin’s prowesses would be spoiling the fun of this darkly humorous horror movie. Yet I can’t pass on the opportunity to let you know that, for once, we have a protagonist who does not walk away without ensuring her opponents are really dead – even when that implies to “soften up” their brains with some relentless hits! 

You’re Next does a great job at not giving away too much information about its unique heroine’s past. While many horror flicks spend their time trying to give protagonists a tragic story, Erin’s badass skills are merely explain by her childhood in a survivalist compound – a background that perfectly befits an action heroine. It is also very refreshing to see a female character so unapologetically violent, yet still easy to root for – Erin does not need to spend half of the movie sobbing or discussing her traumatic childhood to be likeable. When the danger comes, she simply does whatever it takes to survive and outsmart her opponents.

The film plays with her unusual inner strength like it plays with common tropes: You’re Next is self-aware, and has fun toying with the clichés of the horror genre (some of which are also found in actioners) such as a botched escape attempt or a villain taking the death of his brother…to heart! This gives to the movie a much more satyrical tone, and really makes it a creative slasher with a unique heroine. 

A cathartic bloodbath  

So, yes, You’re Next is a horror film, but its absolutely formidable protagonist earns it a place in the Ultimate Action Movie Club. The fight scenes here are more intense than in many B-action flicks, making it a certified ultimate watch. Action lovers will definitely appreciate the grittiness of Erin’s combat tactics: to say that she fights dirty would be an understatement. From a meat tenderiser to a flashing camera, going through a smoothie blender (yes!), there isn’t a single object in Erin’s surroundings that cannot become a deadly weapon.

This woman is one of the most resourceful characters ever seen in a horror or action film, to the point where the tricks she puts in place to booby trap the house seem like the R-rated version of Home Alone! Yet her moves and tactics somehow fall into the realm of realistic survival strategies, making combat scenes all the more gripping. Not all of Erin’s blows land – but when they don’t, she doesn’t hesitate to escape by jumping straight out of a window! 

Following a protagonist who does not only defend herself, but actively tries to take down her  assailants is the perfect experience for any action fan who wishes to step into the screen. So hear, action lovers! If you are looking for fast-paced and intense brawls, You’re Next might just be what you need. It is also worth noting that, although she is the most iconic character, Erin is not the film’s only asset: the slasher doesn’t compromise on the gore, with brutal kills and bloody fights that will remind you of an edgy actioner.

The weapons used here are varied, and go from a simple but effective garrotte wire to some crossbow bolts, also including the aforementioned smoothie blender (which deserves to be featured twice in this article!). In terms of combat moves, on top of the traditional kicks and punches, the film features a chokehold that looks more realistic than most, as well as an insane amount of backstabbing! Family members keep arguing and turning against each other, making a rewatch fun and relevant.

Still need some convincing? You’re Next features a cameo from director Ti West. So, the film has blood, fast-paced action, fun twists, and the ultimate heroine – that’s your Friday night sorted!

Article by Josephine Aulnois: Josephine is a French action films enthusiast with a particular interest in women fighters, Indonesian cinema and the James Bond saga.

Most iconic action movies from the 1980s & 1990s

The 1980s marked the beginning of the end of the Cold War between Soviet Russia and the West. The 1990s brought fundamental changes to the world in the spheres of politics, finance, technology, and global pop culture.

The end of the Cold War left its mark on the action movies at the time. Join us for a cinematic walk down memory lane where we look at the most iconic action movies from the 1980s and 1990s that are still popular today.

The Terminator (1984)

The first Terminator movie is, without a doubt, one of the most iconic action/science-fiction movies from the early 1980s. Arnold Schwarzenegger emerged as one of the most popular action heroes of all time.

The year is 2029 and the supercomputer Skynet rules the world. Humanity’s only hope to regain its freedom is the resistance leader John Connor. The Skynet computer sends the cybernetic assassin Terminator back to 1984 in Los Angeles to kill Connor’s mother Sarah before her son John is born.

The human resistance sends the soldier Kyle Reese to rescue John Connor and his mother from the evil robot assassin. The Terminator is an iconic dystopian action movie. It explores the darker sides of the interaction between humans and computers.

The movie has received critical acclaim and an impressive audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

GoldenEye (1995)

The movie Golden Eye, with Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, brought the iconic British agent 007 into the post-Cold War era. The Soviet empire is gone and a new lawless and corrupt Russia is emerging. Our Cold War warrior hero James Bond is facing the Janus crime syndicate in post-Soviet Russia.

Agent 007 encounters the Janus gang member Xenia Onatopp in the elegant casino in Monte Carlo. This and other glamorous European destinations are far from US shores. It is therefore challenging for many Americans to visit those beautiful European destinations. However, American Bond fans can experience the magical European-style casino atmosphere virtually at the safe Playstar casino.

The chase for the mysterious Janus syndicate brings James Bond to the new Russia. 007 is confronted with a ghost from his past. Golden Eye is an enjoyable action movie from the 1990s with the characteristic elegance and action that you would expect from a James Bond movie.

Die Hard (1988)

The 1980s classic Die Hard movie is often hailed as one of the best action movies of all time. Bruce Willis plays the tough police officer John McClane who is struggling to rescue his collapsing marriage. Armed terrorists led by the German Hans Gruber seize the Nakatomi Corporation skyscraper in Los Angeles.

All the people in the tower are taken hostage except McClane who succeeds in running away from the terrorists. Gruber’s plan is to steal 640 million dollars in untraceable bearer bonds. With Gruber’s gang threatening to kill McClane’s wife and other hostages, McClane decides to take the law in his own hands to stop the terrorists.

Using his wits and unconventional methods, McClane successfully eliminates one terrorist after another. Die Hard became a blockbuster success story and eventually paved the path for no less than five Die Hard action movies.

Conclusion

The world underwent tremendous political, technological, and social changes in the 1980s and the 1990s. This period also produced some of the most iconic action movies of all time such as The Terminator, Goldeneye, and Die Hard.

Speed Racer: The Wachowskis’ Colorful Modern Action Masterpiece

A look at how Speed Racer (2008) proves as fun, and colorful, as ever.

After the success of the Matrix Trilogy, it seemed the Wachowskis got total creative freedom for their next projects. 2008’s Speed Racer marked the start of a box-office flop trilogy, and was followed by the rightfully forgotten Cloud Atlas and Jupiter Ascending.

The adaptation of a 1960s manga that was not so well known outside Japan did not get people excited enough to go to the cinema, and in a decade full of mediocre CGI-fests, Speed Racer failed to get the attention it deserved. In this article we will remind everyone what a masterpiece of modern cinema the film is, and also one of the most colorful action films ever made!

You Don’t Get Behind the Wheel Because You’re a Driver, You do it Because You’re Driven

Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is a talented race driver, but is haunted by the memory of his brother Rex, who died in an accident on the race track many years ago. He is invited by Arnold Royalton (Roger Allam), owner of mega-corporation Royalton Industries, to join his high-tech racing team. He declines, and a furious Royalton pledges to kill Speed’s career. With the help of his family and the mysterious Racer X, Speed takes up the fight for a ticket to the Grand Prix.

The film takes us into a fantastic world where racing is the best thing in the world. The plot and morality are simple, and easy to catch for kids, but it’s far from being dumb. The story is just as entertaining and captivating as the race sequences, and the romantic idea of professional sports being a heroic rather than a commercial endeavor permeates the entire film. The machinations of Royalton and his goons provide a fitting contrast, and their ultra-commercialized, soulless approach to racing mirrors contemporary enterprises such as the Formula 1.

A Cheerful Acid Trip for Kids and the Young At Heart

From the first minute the film throws us into a positively surreal world with the color palette from a children’s painting. The term visually unique has been used ad nauseam but here it is totally justified. Speed Racer is an explosion of colors with a production design that blends futuristic and vintage imagery. The Wachowski’s use of CGI is a form of art, with a fantastic utilization of the green screen where the fore- and background is transforming in the most awesome ways, like panels in a comic book.

The cast is another reason why the film is so great. Every member of the Racer Family delivers a charming performance but the attention tends to gravitate towards John Goodman’s imposing character Pops, father of Speed and owner of the family business Racer Motors. Roger Allam’s take on the evil CEO Royalton is equally awesome, rarely before has a corporate psychopath been presented in such an entertaining way.

The Presence of Speed Racer has Completely Changed the Equation

The races are definitely the most exciting sequences of the film, and they all look like they were dreamed up by a kid. Cars are going at 800 km/h, bouncing and flipping like ping pong balls, plunging down a vertical road and shooting through loops, it’s like gravity doesn’t exist on the racetrack.

A great assembly of vicious opponents (mercenaries, rednecks and vikings!) make the races even more fun, throwing saw-blades, hammers and a whole beehive at Speed. The special effects are perfect for its time, with the CGI allowing for insane zooms and pans that no real camera could ever make. 

Every time I watch it, the sincere joy and excitement of Speed Racer puts a smile on my face. It is one of the rare modern cases of true family entertainment, that is not too stressful or convoluted for kids, and not too dumb or silly for parents.

The Big 4: Timo Tjahjanto’s Smart Homage to “Dumb” Action Films 

Entertainment at its best, and certified ultimate!

If you are a fan of Southeast Asian cinema, the name of Timo Tjahjanto might ring a bell: he has become one of Indonesia’s most famous directors, and his latest film, The Big 4, is trending on Netflix across the globe. What sets Tjahjanto apart is his rather unique blend of action and horror. His films are blood-splattered, and never compromise on the combat scenes, as most make a reative use of Pencak silat – a group of Indonesian martial arts. The best examples are found in The Night Comes for Us (2018), which centres on a renegade Triad enforcer who dispatches his former comrades in a brutal way. While TNCFU is a relatively dark film, Timo Tjahjanto offers us a much more humorous and over-the-top flick this time around, and The Big 4 definitely verges on the side of comedy.  

It follows the story of four assassins (Abimana Aryasatya, Arie Kriting, Lutesha, Kristo Immanuel), all orphans adopted by the same father, who raised them like siblings and trained them to take down enemies without batting an eye. The brutal death of their mentor leads the siblings to cross paths with his biological daughter (Putri Marino). She is an aspiring police officer determined to solve her estranged father’s murder, and drags the four assassins out of retirement on her way to get revenge. What follows is two hours of pure unbridled chaos, to the great delight of action lovers! 

Action from start to finish

As you might have guessed from the above summary, The Big 4 is unlikely to win next year’s  Oscar for best screenplay, but its plot does offer a perfect backdrop for some bloody, never ending fights. The film’s greatest asset is definitely its pace: combat scenes never stop, and action is present from start to finish. This hectic rhythm makes the movie an enjoyable ride, especially as a wide variety of weapons are used throughout – from snipper rifles to bombs, going through an ungodly amount of bazookas. From a martial arts perspective, the fights are less impressive than in Tjahjanto’s past movies – The Night Comes for Us and the much darker Headshot (2016). Yet The Big 4 makes up for this by featuring some large-scale bloodbaths and interesting wide shots.  

If the movie’s action scenes have to be described in one word, “generous” is definitely the best fit: Tjahjanto knows what audiences are here for, and delivers on the fights! The film barely lets you breathe in between two brawls, which sets it apart from a lot of blockbusters with “forced” quiet drama scenes. In The Big 4, characters are defined by their fighting styles and favourite weapons, and some fun nods to the world of video game reinforce the impression of a never-ending battle. Special shoutout to the lady killers, who continue a long tradition of powerful female figures in Tjahjanto’s movies, and break fingers – among other limbs – in a particularly brutal fashion. 

Violence and humour: the perfect mix  

Compared to other Indonesian action movies, The Big 4 verges more on the comedic side. It is  filled with dirty jokes – often involving blood, sex, or a mix of the two. Yet most of them land well, and the characters are funny to watch, with a special mention to Marthino Lio’s salsa dancing villain (yes, you read that well). The bickering between the assassin siblings is equally hilarious. As for their teeth-clenched collaboration with their mentor’s daughter, it delves into caricature, but definitely gets a few laughs.

Overall, it feels like the writers and actors had fun creating the most over-the-top protagonists possible – and this fun is infectious. Is the film full of below-the-belt jokes? Definitely. Will all of them land? Definitely not. But it doesn’t matter: puns keep coming throughout the film, and you are pretty much guaranteed to smile at some point! Behind the silly facade, The Big 4 also has some genuinely inventive ideas to offer, such as Pelor’s  character – the man, played by Kristo Immanuel, is a professional “bait” and pays a hilarious homage to damsels in distress.

Also noteworthy is the flying high kick fiasco that parodies martial arts films’ climaxes. Overall, The Big 4’s over-the-top tone is reminiscing of 90s action flicks, and their influence is most visible in its many shootouts, where characters take an improbable cover behind planks or a flimsy table. The actors’ performances have nothing to envy to the best overacting of the 20th century either, to the point where you might wonder if Jean-Claude Van Damme has become a drama teacher in Indonesia.

The ultimate wild ride?  

So, how ultimate is The Big 4? Well, the film does have its flaws: the non-stop, never-ending  succession of fight scenes can get tiring, especially towards the middle of the movie, when the  plot struggles to get anywhere. As might be expected in a film where there are no less than five protagonists, the characters are not the most developed either, and exist more as human killing  machines.  

In short, much like some 90s movies that make us nostalgic, The Big 4 will leave no one  indifferent. Either the first scene and its insane raid on an illegal orphanage (where organs are harvested!) successfully drags you into its colourful universe, or you risk spending the next two hours thinking the jokes are as bad as the blows. For anyone who does get pulled in its crazy story, though, The Big 4 does just what an action film is meant to do: it allows you to feel like you can punch through a thousand bad guys by the time credits roll.

It might not be Tjahjanto’s most impressive film, but the director’s voice shines here more than ever, and the universe he created, with its hammy assassins and improbable injuries, revitalises the genre. Entertainment at its best, and certified ultimate!

Article by Josephine Aulnois: Josephine is a French action films enthusiast with a particular interest in women fighters, Indonesian cinema and the James Bond saga.

Top 10 Danny Trejo Action Movies

An ultimate ranking of the best Danny Trejo action films of all time!

Danny Trejo became a cult actor in the action movie world and beyond. After he spent a part of his early years in the criminal circuit, he turned his life around and got into acting. A couple of small roles in classics like From Dusk Till Dawn and Con Air put him on the map as a legitimate bad-ass. 

Trejo seems to be non-stop working, and he is known for photobombing covers of a seemingly endless number of films where he usually delivered only an extended cameo. Our list is not about those films, but the ten best action bangers that gave Trejo the spotlight he deserved, and allowed him to shine as an ultimate action hero!

10) The Night Crew (2015)

As so often in his career, The Night Crew saw Trejo in a supporting role, but it’s a pretty awesome one. A group of bounty hunters sneak into Mexico to bring Mae, who is on the run from Cartel boss Aguilar (Trejo) carrying a dangerous secret, to the US. Aguilar’s henchmen besiege the motel where the group is hiding, and the inevitable bloodbath follows. 

It’s a simple setup, and while the siege scenario is not as suspenseful as in classics like Assault on Precinct 13, it manages to keep up the tension between the shootouts. The film looks good with gritty visuals, a desolate atmosphere, and a good cast besides Trejo that includes Luke Goss and Bookem Woodbine. The action hits hard with fierce gun play, and lots of blood being spilled. The Night Crew is a more than solid entry to the indie action realm.

9) Bad Ass (2012)

Bad Ass wins the award for best title for a Danny Trejo flick, and demonstrated that no one wears a fanny pack with more style than Trejo. War veteran Frank Vega rises to fame when he defends bus passengers from a bunch of hooligans. Shortly after, his best friend is murdered, and Frank embarks on a search and destroy mission. Loosely based on a real life incident that went viral at the time, Bad Ass spins the story further, and becomes a light-hearted Death Wish clone. 

And this vigilante – who beats the daylights out of every evil person he comes across – truly is a bad ass, but also a nice and caring chap. The film has some surprisingly moving moments, and simple, but effective humor. The finale is a serious WTF moment, when the bus chase from Red Heat is used as stock footage. But apart from this misstep, we can still enjoy the adventures of the “freaking geriatric kicking everybody’s asses”.

8) Recoil (2011)

Traveling revenger Steve Austin takes it up against Danny Trejo and his biker gang. Ryan (Austin) arrives at the small town of Hope that is terrorized by Drayke (Trejo) and his goons. When Ryan kills Drayke’s brother, a rapist and murderer, the biker gang declares war on Ryan and the townsfolk. Even John Rambo was more talkative than Austin’s Ryan, but he pretty much nails the stoic loner trope. Trejo again is at the top of his villain game, as merciless tyrant with a hobby for torturing people.

Wherever Austin and Trejo go, violence goes with them. The action comes as raw hand-to-hand combat, we get a couple of nice explosions and a good old bar fight. The film does not try to hide its financial constrains by flashy visuals or hectic editing, but is calmly filmed, with a good flow and tension buildup, even though we know from minute one how it is all going to play out. Recoil is a simple but entertaining old-school actioner.

7) Spy Kids (2001)

Robert Rodriguez’ treat for the youngest action fans molded the spectacle and excitement of classic genre flicks into a kid-friendly template, and introduced the world to uncle Machete (Trejo). Carmen and Juni embark on a quest to find rescue their parents – who are master spies –  from evil TV show host Fegan Floop and his army of Ninja Thumb robots. The children turn to their uncle, spy gadget inventor Machete, to gear up. But before borrowing his spy plane they need to endure a meaty meal with yummy pig intestines as the main course.

Spy Kids is vibrant and creative with fantastic set design and cinematography. The humor is great, all the actors seem to be enjoying themselves, and the action is colorful and totally over the top. Trejo shows some comedic talent, and his character was put center stage in the not so kid-friendly Machete films, that have become action classics for the parents!

6) Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)

The world’s toughest fanny pack enthusiast is back with his next entry into the geriatric action genre, and teams up with another Danny (Glover). Frank Vega (Trejo) runs a boxing gym, but one of his best students gets killed by drug pushers. Vega and Bernie (Glover), who owns the convenience store next door, go on an investigative rampage through town. 

Trejo and Glover are pretty awesome as action buddies, they crash a college party, struggle with cell phones, and hook up with women one third of their age. They also kick ass like they are 30 years younger, dealing broken ribs and noses aplenty. The great Andrew Divoff indulges in another villain role, being meaner to his son and henchmen than to Frank and Bernie. The two Dannys even teamed up for a third entry to the saga: Bad Asses on the Bayou, a great finish for this awesome trilogy!

5) Death Race 2 + 3 (2010 + 2013)

In 2008, the Death Race remake hit cinemas, a fun flick even though it was a tad too tame for its own sake. But with the sequels going straight to DVD the need to compromise on violence and sex was lifted! And with Trejo on board for part two and three of the saga they became modern B-movie masterpieces. All films have the same plot: car races to the death are organized inside a prison, each time at a different location and with different villains.

Trejo is the trusty mechanic of masked driver Frankenstein, and also knows how to take out the trash off the track. This wild mix of Mad Max, Escape from Alcatraz and Carmageddon delivers plenty of car action, dismemberment and nudity. The Death Race sequels are sleazy fun at its very best!

4) Dead in Tombstone (2013)

The Wild West got weird in this explosive shooter that saw Danny Trejo in another ultimate role as hellish avenger. Outlaw gang leader Guerrero is betrayed and killed by his comrades. He is sent to hell, and Lucifer offers to bring him back to the realm of the living for 24 hours to take his revenge. Trejo completely owns his role and goes into full bad-ass mode as merciless killer, piling up an enormous body count before his inevitable return to the pits of hell.

The film is aptly directed by B-movie specialist Roel Reine who gives his films a grindhouse vibe with a grim atmosphere and bloody violence bordering on splatter. The action comes almost non-stop in great style and variety. Chaos and carnage rule supreme in this high-octane actioner on a budget!

3) Point Blank (1998)

In the 1990s, Trejo’s best roles saw him in the bad guy camp, just as in this ultimate DTV gem. A group of prisoners escapes from a transport, and they barricade themselves in a shopping mall. Rudy (Mickey Rourke), former special operative and brother of convict leader Joe is sent to sneak into the building and take out everyone. This Con Air ripoff assembles an impressive group of mean people. 

Trejo is part of this evil ensemble, and the most intimidating of ‘em all, a coke-sniffing, sadistic pervert and psycho killer. There’s tons of awesome action filmed in stylish slo-mo shootouts, and the camera always chooses a good angle to capture the damage done to humans and their surroundings. Point Break has no complications and no logic, it’s just all-out madness and a great throwback to the testosterone-laden classics of old!

2) Machete Kills (2013)

Machete don’t text, Machete don’t tweet, Machete Kills! The first Machete film was already an explosion of action and slapstick humor, but Machete Kills is in overdrive mode every minute. Machete is hired by the US president to find a terrorist aiming a nuclear missile at Washington. During his search, he faces trigger-happy prostitutes, a many-faced assassin, and a clone army of martial arts warriors.

Machete Kills bears all the trademarks of the first movie, but this time we don’t get a cohesive plot, but just crazy action that comes almost non-stop. There are many glorious moments such as Machete hanging on a rotating helicopter blade while chopping off his enemies’ heads. Machete Kills is another blast from Trejo and Rodriguez, and we’re still waiting for Machete Kills Again – In Space!

1) Machete (2010)

With Machete, Robert Rodriguez built a monument to Danny Trejo’s bad-assery that secured him everlasting cult status among action movie fans. Mexican Federal agent Machete is betrayed during an operation, and left for dead. Some years later, he is hired to kill a Texas State Senator. Things go terribly wrong, and Machete needs to free himself from the web that his enemies are spinning around him.

Machete is a charming bad-ass that calmly eats a burrito while crushing an opponent in a fistfight, and is also pretty good at escaping through windows using his opponents intestines as a rope. He cuts everyone to pieces who gets in his way, and makes love to every woman he comes across. Despite its crazy escapades the film has a pretty good plot that revolves around the many problems occurring at the US American/Mexican border, and does not shy away from taking sides. Machete is a riot of a movie and an ultimate action classic!

Interview with the director of ‘Double Cross’: David H. Ferguson

The Director of my upcoming feature film, Double Cross, David H. Ferguson (affectionately known as “Fergy”) was gracious enough to allow me to interview him. Our schedules didn’t align well enough to have a one-on-one interview, so I sent him a list of questions and he answered them in a timely manner. Without further ado, here is our interview about our latest film!

BW: Hello David! Thanks for taking the time for this interview!

DHF: No prob, thank you for having me.

BW: How long have you been making movies and what got you started?

DHF: Well, I’ve been making movies since I could lift my mom’s old VHS camcorder. I was probably 8 or 9 years old. But, when I officially started making movies I was finishing up High School, going into college. The reason that I started making movies was because when I was really young like 4 or 5 I watched all the Arnold Schwarzenegger and 80s movies with my grandpa. I loved the stories and action that was in Arnolds films. That’s when I knew I wanted to make movies and be a Director.

BW: What drew you to direct “Double Cross”?

DHF: What drew me into directing “Double Cross” was two things. The one and only Braden D. White and my love for all films. When Braden asked me to direct “Double Cross” and explained that it was an action martial arts film, I was like “Heck yeah! I’m down!” Plus, I always wanted to direct an action martial arts film.

BW: Did you have to adjust your directing style for the film?

DHF: Not much. I’ve done a few action comedies and fight scenes before, so that helped me with directing “Double Cross” while learning how to film the bigger fight scenes for the film on the spot. Plus, Braden liked my style of film making and that’s what drew him to ask me after he watched my film “Kick Hard 2”.

BW: What was it like directing all of the fights and action scenes?

DHF: Exciting and fun. It really was exciting to see professionals choreograph every fight and then make the fights look so good. I enjoyed every second of each film block from the fights to the dialogue. The shootouts were fun too and that raises the action bar.

BW: What can action fans expect from this film?

DHF: Action fans can expect everything. This film has fight scenes, shootouts, a good villain, the good guys winning and kicks. Lots of kicks from professional martial artists and Carl Rhonin, the stunt and fight coordinator. If you’re a fan of action, this film has it and more.

BW: Do you think working with legitimate martial artists (including a world champion) makes directing the action easier?

DHF: Yes. So much easier because these professionals didn’t only bring it they knew how to make it look epic and they knew their stuff. Like, knowing what the moves were called to how it needed to look. It was easier being behind the camera simply pushing the record button and not worrying at all during the shoot.

BW: Are there any more collabs between you and TKO Productions in the works?

DHF: Yes. FergusonFilmz and TKO Productions have a few collabs in the works after “Double Cross”. The next project is called “Dark Deal” and that film will be a bit darker than “Double Cross”. Super excited to start that one.

BW: Any projects of your own in the works?

DHF: Yes I do have several of my own projects in the works as well like my Resident Evil parody “Citizen Evil” and my fantasy comedy “BattleMage 2”. I’ve got a few short film projects as well called “Lady in the Chair”, a thriller horror.

BW: What was your most memorable moment while filming “Double Cross”?

DHF: Well, I really enjoyed the fight scenes, every fight scene was memorable to me along with the stunts from Carl Rhonin. Also, the stunt he did at the bunker where he fell down the stairs. Last thing I have to say was the ending of the film when filmed in a huge warehouse. I almost got lost in it a few times.

I want to thank David H. Ferguson for his time in doing this interview with me. For more updates on Double Cross and all other things action, Keep it loaded here on UAMC!

The Shepherd: An Ultimate Showdown Between Scott Adkins and Van Damme

Two of the biggest names in ultimate action movie history fight it out in the same flick.

In 2008, Van Damme received much acclaim for his striking performance in JCVD, but in the same year he also made the old-school action banger The Shepherd. Martial arts action grandmaster Isaac Florentine directed, and he brought rising Scott Adkins with him. So let’s check out what the combined power of these action heavyweights did for The Shepherd!

New Orleans cop Jack Robideaux (Van Damme) joins the Border Patrol in a small town close to the Mexican border. He arrives not a day too late, as a crew of ex-Navy Seals is running a smuggling operation (among them Scott Adkins as Karp), and the over-strained police department is in dire need of a couple of extra fists for Lady Justice. 

The story never goes beyond what we have been served in DTV actioners since the 1980s. The first half is a bit slow, with the usual introduction of the characters and their relationships. It’s all entertaining enough, though, and the occasional humor also helps. Robideaux’ rabbit that he carries with him almost everywhere while he is in town becomes a nice running gag. 

Don’t Get Between a Man And His Rabbit

The film has a down-to-earth look, there are no huge set pieces, but nothing looks cheap. Florentine created a consistent tone and visual style, and succeeded in putting together a competent production. Van Damme also shows that he has come a long way as an actor, and does a good job with his somewhat melancholic character that has a tragic past.

After 45 minutes things really get going when the villains dress up as priests and go on a pilgrimage across the border. Passport control doesn’t go as planned, though, and their coach rapidly transforms into a war rig stacked with MGs. After this great episode of mayhem, it’s non-stop showdown time. 

Florentine handles the action very well as usual, even though it is a bit more grounded compared to his greatest excesses, and the film keeps a sense of realism for the largest part. That means no over-the-top martial arts moves, wild camera zooms and swooshing sounds time, but the action sequences are still filmed perfectly dynamic and powerful. 

I Need Backup Right Away, And it’s the Kind That Comes With Guns

Adkins shows repeatedly why he would become the only worthy successor to the action heroes of the old days. He is not given much opportunity to shine as an actor, but at least he totally owns his malignant character. And he does a couple of insane fights with flips, jumps and hits of almost uncanny intensity.

Van Damme also shows us why he is a legend, and delivers some cool moves with his best physical performance since the 1990s. Florentine gives both of them plenty of opportunity to do their share of roundhousing until the inevitable showdown between them, that marks a worthy climax of the film.

The Shepherd leaves nothing to be desired for fans of old-school action flicks. The first clash between Jean-Claude Van Damme and Scott Adkins on screen gave us an explosive package that is definitely worth remembering.

Cherry 2000: The Ultimate Embodiment of the Fun Side of ’80s Action Cinema

A look back at how Cherry 2000 balanced camp and ultimate action.

Director Steve de Jarnatt is best known for his masterpiece Miracle Mile, a bizarre and enchanting journey through Los Angeles at the advent of a nuclear war. The year before (1987) he made Cherry 2000 that also delivered the goods on the action and humor front. The 1980s were a great decade for goofy and action-packed Sci-Fi comedies. These days, we can only wish that studios would put 10 million dollars on the table for a film that is a crazy and inventive as Cherry 2000, so let’s jump back to this good old time and have a look at it

In the near future, US society has collapsed, except for a few big cities. Anaheim is one of them, where Sam (David Andrews) lives and sleeps with his android Cherry, that one day breaks after some soapy foreplay. Sam refuses to part ways with his beloved sex robot, and seeks out tracker Edith “E” Johnson (Melanie Griffith) to help him find a replacement in the scrapyard of Zone 7, a part of the wasteland that is ruled by the tyrannical Lester (Tim Thomerson) and his gang.

Even the Best Tracker Couldn’t Find a Cherry in These Parts

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Everything that’s grim in your typical post-apocalyptic tale is fun in Cherry 2000, and despite the seemingly dire circumstances everybody seems to be enjoying themselves. The wasteland looks like Las Vegas exploded and its remains rained down everywhere, giving us plenty of colorful kitschy decorations, furniture, and fashion to marvel at! The plot moves from one eccentric set piece to the next, introducing us to many quirky characters and their slightly absurd utterances.

Writers Lloyd Fonvielle and Michael Almereyda also added some social commentary to the script that never drags down the upbeat vibe, though. Sex robots that imitate human behavior don’t exist, but we may be getting there, and there are the bizarre stories of people living with their sex doll as if they were their girlfriend. As if this escalation of romantic and sexual alienation was not bad enough, one-night stands are negotiated by lawyers in night clubs. And recycling being heralded as the key technology to turn things around for society pokes fun at our arguably obsessive relationship with recycling that has existed since several decades, which seems to enable many people to live with a clean conscience while engaging in plenty of otherwise wasteful behavior.

You Stick Your Tongue in my Client’s Mouth and I’m Gonna Sue Your Ass Off

The movie introduces many odd characters, including our two leads. Melanie Griffith as E sports the look of a tough action hero with flaming red hair and an outfit that is equal parts pirate and gunslinger. But her attitude couldn’t be farther away from your typical Max Rockatansky impression: she speaks with a gentle voice, and also frequently seems to be daydreaming. When driving through a pitch-black night with the car lights off, Sam asks her: “How can you see?” Her answer: ”I drive by feel, mostly”.

Same goes for Sam who never seems to get worked up about anything, and passes through even the most dangerous situations with a nonchalance that borders on apathy. Both of them are extremely likable characters, and just like the whole film devoid of the usual cynicism found in most action films of the 1980s. Tim Thomerson is awesome as always as nutty leader of a cultist gang whose members are immediately recognizable by their hawaii shirts and bazookas.

The Wasteland Has Never Been so Much Fun!

E and Sam cruise through the desert in an old Mustang, and thanks to a whole bunch of unfriendly encounters there’s lots blasting, explosions and cool stunts along the way. The action highlight of the film is the legendary car dangling scene where our two heroes are first fighting off Lester’s minions hundreds of feet above ground, with the car being lowered afterwards in a death-defying stunt into a water tunnel of the Hoover dam. Cheery 2000 is worth a watch for this sequence alone, even though to this day I still don’t understand what’s really happening there.

There’s also a lot of fun to be had with rocket launcher shootouts, and E even blows up a whole plateau in the desert. I’m not sure how they pulled that off without bribing a whole squad of park rangers. Some sequences also feel like they are parodying action film conventions, such as when Griffith regularly gently and slowly moves into tough poses when getting ready to shoot. She also delivers lots of tough talk with the softest of voices, and both E. and Sam are almost casually handling all the mayhem around them. But none of this ever turns the film spoof.

Cherry 2000 is an ultimate embodiment of the fun side of 1980s cinema, and delivers campy excitement all the way. De Jarnatt’s genius gave us an upbeat trip through the wasteland, and E’s sweatshirt with the print “Dignity” should be compulsorily worn by every member of the human race.