The sky is apparently no longer the ultimate limit for the Fast & Furious franchise…
“Cinema is back!” cried Vin Diesel after the latest entry into the Fast and Furious universe (the Funiverse?) opened in theaters several weeks ago. While I attempted to make my return to theaters the summer blockbuster I pined after for over a year, the award for first movie back goes to In the Heights. Both movies are equally bombastic although only one of them features two black men who travel into space, gear shift, and rocket their way towards a satellite. F9 brings back some of it’s best characters and rejiggers it’s group dynamics, yet again, in a more favorable outcome. Justin Lin returns to direct this series (arguably the high watermark director of this franchise) with the same kinetic verve and swagger he brought to these movies ever since Tokyo Drift.
Everything in Vin Diesel’s life feels great! He’s teaching his son how to build a tractor. They live in the middle of nowhere. When Roman and Tej show up with an offer for a mission Dom says he’s done. He’s got family to protect. Only after Letty protests does he agree to join their rescue mission. This kicks off a series of events to reunite Dominic Toretto with his greatest opponent yet: his little brother Jakob. The trauma of their father’s death (and Jakob’s role in it) propels the two to feud. Jakob makes his feud global by attempting to build some device that can control nukes or something. I actually forgot. In the end Jakob Toretto teams up with Charlize Theron’s Cipher to try and take Dom down. The only thing that can save them? Family.
By now I’m sure you’re all tired of Dominic Toretto memes but the marketing machine that Universal Studios employs just earned back it’s expenses with such a massive global drop. When Universal studios realized they would have to push the release of F9 they didn’t bother to push it a month. They completely pushed it to an entire year later. Universal clearly didn’t want to risk the box office gains from a then-unpredictable future. After a horrifying several months, Universal’s idea seemed valid when movie theaters closed entirely for months on end. No new movies would release on the silver screen for the foreseeable future. Only after the vaccines started rolling out and countries eased their restrictions did releasing a major blockbuster like F9 occur. It may have cost Universal a second mortgage to remarket a film they already spent so much money on marketing but the gains from international box office success can easily provide the validation they needed for that decision. They now have seven hundred and fifty million reasons why they were right (a modest sum compared to previous entries but a tidy profit in this post-lockdown era.)
By now we’ve all acknowledged the ludicrous stories of the Fast Saga. Spare me the eye rolling and the moral high grounding. These movies make buckets of cash and whether you’re a certified Rotten Tomato critic or just a Facebook crusader there’s very little you can do in the face of overwhelming box office gross. Better to enjoy the ride, like me!
Justin Lin returns to the director’s chair in this new outing of the Toretto family. His work on the best entries in the franchise demonstrate an understanding of the emotional core of this group and also utterly bombastic action. He hang his hat on the pivotal moment that Dominic Toretto lost his father, even visiting the scene in flashbacks with younger actors looking like their counterparts. Dominic became who he was when his father died. His stint in jail. His love of street racing. All of these things stem from his father. He holds Jakob responsible for their father’s death and that kind of guilt will tear apart these two brothers long before the titular Family gets involved.
Man, everyone here is firing on all cylinders. From Toretto’s grumbly anger to Roman’s bumbling jokes. More importantly two characters come back to the family: Jordana Brewster’s Mia and Sung Kang’s Han. Justin Lin has mentioned in previous interviews how emotionally attached to Han he is and I imagine if Lin ever came back to direct Han would be the first character he wanted to bring back. The plotting of Han’s return feels complicated and murky (Jason Statham supposedly killed him in Tokyo Drift/Fast 7) but that doesn’t matter. What matters is Han’s cool-headed nature balances out the uneven distribution of jokes from the last two movies while Mia provides some much-needed earnest behavior.
The return of Mia actually provides a great subplot where Mia and Letty team up to track down Han. This outing provides badass fights aplenty for the female characters without ever stopping to objectify them. It certainly hints at the capabilities of the franchise’s females were there ever to be a spinoff. This addition helps to balance out the franchise’s horrifying male gaze.
Interestingly F9 benches it’s new entrants very quickly. Kurt Russell’s Mr. Nobody makes a singular appearance (was there a scheduling conflict?) and Scott Eastwood doesn’t make a mention in this universe. With the addition of Hobbs & Shaw to this Funiverse could these characters be saved for the more canon-centered films? Are they busy combating Eteon in another corner of the world? Their absences go largely unnoticed as the film takes pains to bring back even the smallest of previous actors.
In a comic flashback Don Omar and Tego Calderon return as Santos. Lucas Black returns as Sean and Shad Moss returns as Twinkie. They last saw Han dead at the hands of the Yakuza so I imagine the catch up will take quite some time for them to explain. Still these two, with the addition of Jason Tobin as their rocket scientist, provide comedy so reminiscent of Roman and Tej that the two characters pause. So many of these tiny scenes are now peppered with former cast members it acts as its own form of easter eggs.
Every year it seems like the franchise rounds itself out with all manner of bizarre second or third string actors. The movie utilizes a very short scene where Dominic helps Helen Mirren break out of prison in exchange for information on his brother. This movie doesn’t add any notable MMA fighters or action superstars. Instead it collects John Cena in the titular villain role, with Finn Jones playing the younger version of him. Walking Dead fans (or Guardians of the Galaxy fans) might recognize Michael Rooker in his bit role. Lastly the film continues in the tradition of featuring famous musical artists Rapper Bad Bunny gets a cameo in one scene while Cardi B gets an entire dialogue exchange with Dominic Toretto. The additional scene feels a little forced (and mostly a wish-fulfillment exercise than any real money making scheme) almost like Cardi B texted Vin Diesel and showed up on set the next day. It’s something to be said that this wasn’t even the most wild part of the whole movie.
By now much has been made of Tej and Roman going into space. The characters from Tokyo Drift get shoehorned into the story as bootleg rocket engineers. Their rocket-strapped Pontiac fiero makes a star turn when Tej and Roman pilot it into space. My absolute favorite moment was seeing Roman SHIFT THE GEARS OF HIS CAR and STEER A ROCKET-CAR with the steering wheel. In absolutely no world would those laws of physics apply, but it is inanity incarnate and I am here for it. As if to acknowledge the gravity (heh heh get it?) of the moment Ludacris looks out on the earth and notes how they’re the first two black men to drive into space. In a way, the moment is monumental by cinema history standards, but it’s so hilariously cartoonish it immediately gets forgotten.
This franchise has always appealed to the lowest common denominator. With soundtrack songs featuring prominent trap rappers, reggaeton hits, and electronic jams the movie doesn’t need to be translated. Between the Bad Bunny track and Ty Dolla Sign tracks the most standout piece of music? “Waltz of the Flowers from the Nutcracker.” Now the movie can be considered classy!
I tried to predict as much of this movie as possible. Admittedly I was wrong about plenty of things the return of Han signals an exciting move and the female-only fight scene promises exciting spinoffs aplenty for all to enjoy. My greatest sadness is that Gal Gadot’s Gisele did not make an appearance (and might actually be dead for good.) Of course, in this universe never say never.
F9 is very much a cultural force at this point in our lives. Nothing we can do will prevent it from gaining notoriety. No amount of naysaying can take this ship down. Even with all the cartoonish stunts there’s some core emotional trauma that guides the film and I can’t help but astonish over the needle-threading required to make such a brazen assurance. John Cena can carry a scene but his pairing with Vin Diesel works as these two fight to furrow their brow deeper than the other guy.
I love this franchise. It shows growth with every entry. Whether it’s slowly weaning itself off an incredibly sexist male gaze or finding bigger and bigger action stunts to attempt this franchise only continues to expand. With new characters returning and old characters taking a backseat there’s plenty to explore and new roads to go down. I suspect F9 will only mark an addition to the Funiverse as expansive. No character gets retired. Old villains return. Spinoffs are already in the works. This whole thing has yet to truly flame out and F9 proved it has surprisingly strong legs for a franchise where two men drive a car into space. Keep your eyes peeled as Diesel has promised the next two entries in the series ought to wrap things up. Maybe they’ll shrink their characters down and drive through the bloodstream of Kurt Russell. Maybe they’ll dance and sing to a musical number! This world is poised to literally do anything and I laud the hyperbolic creativity of the writers who embraced “the sky is the limit” as their obstacle to beat.
Our top UAMC selections for the best action/horror flicks plus where to find them!
The 1980s gave rise to the most well-known and commercially successful action and horror films of all time. The merging of the two genres was a guaranteed success. Action-horror exploded onto the big screen and produced franchises that lumber on to this day.
From ruthless monsters like Aliens, Predators, and Terminators to cops battling the forces of evil like Marion Cobretti, Sheriff Dan Stevens, and Roger Mortis, these foundational action-horror hybrids continue to influence neo-exploitation filmmakers to this day. The ultimate movie mash-up took it a bit slower in the 1990s as the two genres started to evolve in different ways. The following five films fueled the action-horror fire that audiences burned for then as they still do now.
Matt Cordell has a beyond-the-grave backlog of cases to investigate using his supernaturally-tuned intuition, but he mostly uses murderous violence to serve his own brand of justice. Oddly enough, the Maniac Cop teams up with a noted serial killer while occasionally seeking revenge on those who framed him from the first movie. Robert Davi and his trusty fedora tag team with a police counselor to solve the murders and dig up clues to the identity of the mysterious overpowered ghoul in blue.
Maniac Cop 2 is an even mix of horror and action that has gained a cult following over the last 30 years. The characters are charming, the horror elements are sufficiently creepy, and the action is executed surprisingly well, even impressive at times. There’s an extended sequence of a stuntman on fire carrying out a fight scene where other stuntmen are also set on fire that somehow never feels gratuitous. From fiery fights to car chases that catch some serious air, Maniac Cop 2 propelled high octane 80s action-horror into the 90s and beyond.
Rutger Hauer enjoyed a successful career as a B-movie action star throughout the 80s and 90s with cult classics such as Nighthawks, Beyond Justice, and Blind Fury. His contribution to 90s action-horror is Split Second, where he plays a jaded cop who’s determined to find his partner’s killer and solve a related series of brutal murders in a flooded future London. He’s always one step behind the enigmatic killer who rips out hearts according to a very specific astrological schedule.
The sci-fi-action-horror-thriller features an interesting cast of characters including Kim Cattrall who was hot off of her role as Lt. Valeris in Star Trek VI, evidenced by her Vulcan hair style. Hauer and his newly acquired Ivy League partner slog and slush their way through grimy streets to catch up with the other-worldly killer, which culminates in a showdown using crazily overpowered and over-designed assault weapons. Split Second is a slow burner with enough blood, guts, and gunfire to keep you on the edge of your seat until the end.
This HBO Original may be hard to come by but it’s worth a watch for its graphic vigilante justice with a werewolf twist. Mario Van Peebles is a hotshot LA detective who lost a partner and a wife within a few days, which make him a perfect candidate to join “the pack.” Clearly, the pack’s team leader has been recruiting burned out officers to turn into super cops with his very own werewolf serum. The team rips into and blasts their way through various baddies that threaten public safety throughout the city.
The filmmakers ask the critical ethical question: could mauling drug dealers to death with wolverine claws and razor-sharp teeth really be such a bad thing? They also throw in some drug abuse subtext in there for social relevance but the real focus is on rogue werewolf justice, which is definitely where it should be. Rika from Lethal Weapon 2 plays a ferocious femme fatale that lures Mario Van Peebles into the fold with a renewed purpose and scratch-tastically rough sex. Watch for the canine kink and stay for the numerous bloody gun battles; this title deserves to see the light of day on your home movie shelf.
Admittedly the worst of the 90s action-horror movies, Hellbound deserves recognition as the last Cannon movie ever released. An aging, but still be-mulleted Chuck Norris faces off against a biblical demon who’s hell-bent on destroying mankind because of Satan, or whatever. The demon has survived an epic duel with Richard the Lionheart but Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks prove too powerful to overcome in the modern era.
Christopher Neame, as the devil’s emissary Lockley, steals the show in this otherwise lackluster fantasy-horror, buddy cop flick. We needed much more of Lockley’s murderous depravity and so much less of Chuck Norris’ annoying sidekick Calvin Jackson. The attempts at comedy fell flatter than Ricardo Montalban at the end of Naked Gun and Neame’s hammy performance was as underutilized as Idris Elba’s Heimdall in the Thor franchise. It’s a complete mess but the opening crusades sequence and the third act’s final throw down save this from being a total Golan-Globus disaster.
What happens when you combine Robert Rodriguez’s flair for no-nonsense action, Quentin Tarantino’s unique storytelling structure, and a heavy influence from 70s exploitation schlock? From Dusk Till Dawn decisively broke down barriers that delivered one of the most unique cinematic experiences of the 90s.
An uncharacteristically straight-laced Harvey Keitel is just trying to go on vacation with his kids when he meets up with sadistic bank robbing fugitives who hijack his RV and family to escape justice south of the border. Everything goes to absolute hell at the Titty Twister Bar when secret vampires come out to feed on their unsuspecting prey.
With the help of screen legends Tom Savini and Fred Williamson, Keitel and his kids have a fighting chance to make it out of the nightmare alive. Savini’s revolver codpiece blowing away vampire Danny Trejo epitomized the film’s over-the-top gore, innovative action, and gonzo premise, which have endeared us to this seminal work over the past 25 years.
Find it in the $3.74 bin at Walmart or buy the whole Dusk Till Dawn set (they made two sequels and a TV show) for a few bucks more. Robert Rodriguez teased a remastered 4K UHD release coming soon!
Special shout-out to The Crow (1994) and Spawn (1997), which took superhero movies down a darker path while delivering admirable action sequences that reinforced their tales of vengeance and conquering death. Given the themes, style, and characters, I consider these movies outside the scope of the type of action-horror I discuss in this brief cinematic survey.
So, what’s the difference between action and horror movies and how exactly can you define action-horror as a fusion genre? How did the 2000s and 2010s keep heads rolling and demons in check? Find out in my next action-horror round up that will have you howling and ready to plunge an axe into the skull of a drug-addled mutant cultist.
The PM Entertainment group knew perfectly how to surf on the wave of low-budget action movies produced for the home video market in the 1990s. Compared to many other DTV action flicks that had not much to offer except a cool poster and the occasional big name in the cast, PM actually made an effort to deliver what was promised on the VHS cover, and created some of the best action sequences that were ever made on a budget.
In this article we’ll list the ten best actioners from PM’s extensive filmography. Let’s embark a journey into the action wonderland of PM Entertainment, and have some fun with cost-efficient carnage and destruction! Many streaming services such as prime and tubi have at least a selection of PM productions in their catalog these days. You’ll also find almost all of them as low-quality DVD or VHS rips on YouTube, which is perfect if you want re-create the feeling of watching a rental tape that has already been played fifty times.
Executive Target prominently features the full suite of cars flipping, jumping and exploding. Add to that some shootouts, a ludicrous plot, two big names (Michael Madsen and Roy Scheider), some sights for the male audience (Angie Everheart), and we get a good cross-section of the elements PM Entertainment typically liked to include in their movies. Stunt car driver Nick is freed from a prison bus by a group of criminals, who also abduct his wife to coerce his cooperation in driving the getaway car for a bank robbery. His first job is only the overture for a much bigger plot that targets the US president himself.
Nick apparently is the best driver in the world, which must be the reason why the gangsters go so such extreme lengths to get a hold of him, instead of hiring the best guy for the job who is not in prison and will just work for money. But no problem, this premise is used to create some of the most refined action sequences PM ever created with some good camerawork and editing. Trucks and buses go up in flames, police cars fall from the sky, and a heavy machine gun shoots down a helicopter. All in all Executive Target is a nice package, and not the worst way to spend 90 minutes of your life.
Firepower is a great title choice for any action movie, except for a martial arts flick, which Firepower is. Most of the film shows Gary Daniels and Chad McQueen beating up opponents in the illegal Death Ring tournament, or having pep-talks in the locker room between fights. In a dystopic future, a fake (and lethal) vaccine for AIDS is being produced in Los Angeles’ Zone of Personal Freedom (aka the Hellzone), a district where law enforcement is suspended. Police officers Darren and Nick are determined to find out who’s behind this, and go undercover into the Hellzone posing as tournament fighters.
The story hook of a fake AIDS vaccine hit the zeitgeist of the early 1990s, and the Hellzone is convincingly decorated with tons of filth on the street and characters that look equally filthy. Gary Daniels in one of his early jobs for PM gives a fun performance as cocky and bloodthirsty cop, and the fight skills he puts on display in Firepower earned him more roles in some of their later productions. The martial arts sequences are well done with savage fighters thrashing each other by using weapons that are randomly assigned to them during the matches by a computer. Firepower is a slightly sleazy, but fun martial arts flick.
“Your miserable lifeforce has been terminated.” Straight out of the 1990s random cyborg b-movie generator comes Cyber Tracker 2, the much improved sequel to its boring predecessor. Don “The Dragon” Wilson is back with his character Eric who has changed jobs, and is now an undercover police agent. One day, a cyborg doppelganger of his wife kills the governor in broad daylight, and she is framed for the murder. Eric starts his own investigation to clear her from the charges, which quickly escalates into a demolition derby with his adversaries.
The second Cyber Tracker is yet again a copycat of Terminator with a lot of cheap cyberpunk nonsense, including the inevitable VR martial arts sequence and a hacker battle. This time, though, PM cranked up the action dial to the absolute maximum with an endless display of explosions, and cars flipping while being catapulted over other burning cars. The film also unashamedly copies entire sequences from the Terminator franchise such as the flood channel chase and the attack on the police station. PM always knew how to steal from the best, and managed to make Cyber Tracker 2 a fun Sci-Fi action romp on a budget.
Another successful collaboration between Gary Daniels and PM Entertainment gave us the last part of his “R” trilogy (the other two being Riot and Rage, which you’ll also find on this list). Recoil is just a tad less crazy than its two predecessors, but still features plenty of explosive action and Daniels in top form. During a bank robbery, the son of crime boss Sloan gets killed by detective Ray Morgan and his squad. Sloan hires some hit men to take out the whole police department, and the fun begins.
The film is composed of three acts: 30 minutes of action followed by 30 minutes drama, which are followed by another 30 minutes of action. The interlude unsurprisingly is a bit of a drag, but if you make it through it, you’ll be rewarded with spectacular sequences of the familiar carnage medley of car chases and explosions with some incredible stunt work. We close with some math: The film features a three minute chase with cars going straight through a warehouse at 50 mph, making this the longest building of its kind with 2.5 miles!
Last Man Standing is the only PM movie where a fuel truck is put sideways in the middle of a road during a car chase, but nothing crashes into it, and neither does it explode! Apart from this glitch the film features a good chunk action set pieces, and also B-action movie icon Jeff Wincott in one of his best movies. A well-organized team of bank robbers, a corrupt police department, and only detective Kurt Bellmore can bring them to justice, but not without a leaving a trail of collateral damage to cars, building and humans.
Jeff Wincott impresses with his physical performance, and also with blindness-inducing color combinations of his suit pieces. Last Man Standing is a futile attempt at a hard-boiled cop thriller, but it delivers almost non-stop mayhem, and that’s all that is needed to make us action fans happy, and to show up on our list.
Sometimes PM would manage to pull in a truly good actor for a lead role in one of their films, and for Zero Tolerance they got a hold of Robert Patrick. By now, he’s a well respected character actor, but even back in the 1990s he had the talent, charisma and that “stare” that you need to be a real action movie hero. Patrick plays FBI Agent Jeff Douglas who is tasked with escorting drug lord Ray Manta from a Mexican prison back to the US. Manta arranges for Jeff’s family to get kidnapped to coerce his release, and has them killed afterwards. With nothing to lose, Jeff goes on a manhunt to take down the heads of the cartel one by one.
Zero Tolerance features a standard revenge story with the plot developments requiring a lot of goodwill from the audience as usual with PM flicks. Despite this, it’s one of the the few movies that is actually able to keep up some tension, and this is almost exclusively due to Patrick’s involvement who rages through the film like a tornado. The film is a bit slow at times, but when the action kicks in, it’s pretty spectacular, with a glossy cinematography, and some well-choreographed shootouts that even get a Gun Fu vibe on occasion.
The only post-apocalyptic action movie PM ever made is a fun a mishmash of Mad Max and classic Westerns. Radioactive giant rats and mutants meet the traditional PM stuff, such as car chases in the desert and all sorts of things exploding. The peaceful town of New Hope is invaded and terrorized by General Quantrill’s posse “United Regime Deathriders”. Lone gunman Johnny Yuma (played by the late Joe Lara) arrives at the scene, and gets entangled in the struggle of the townspeople against Quantrill’s motorized gangsters.
The absolute highlight of the action set pieces is the detonation of a huge chimney, which had the honor of being the largest thing ever to be blown up in a PM production. There’s also plenty of classic Western-style action with fistfights and gun duels, and in the finale Yuma even goes all Django on his enemies with a big-ass machine gun. With Steel Frontier, PM stayed true to their familiar formula, but the mix is as good as it ever got for them.
A grim intro with original footage from street riots sets a very different tone for Riot than almost any other PM film. Three kids get killed by the police, and riots break out in the city on Christmas Eve. The daughter of the British ambassador gets abducted in the turmoil, and ex-SAS operative Shane is sent to the epicenter of the riot zone to deliver the ransom money.
Riot puts its setting into gloomy alleys full of garbage and burning cars, which is an interesting change from the usual car chases on a sunny LA freeway. It’s certainly one of PM’s most atmospheric films, but still features almost non-stop action and thrills, with one-man army Gary Daniels once again mopping up hordes of enemies (among them a drunk softball team), always on foot and outnumbered. Riot is truly a riot of a movie!
Hologram Man didn’t reach the type of cult status like other 1990s action cheese-fests such as Samurai Cop and Miami Connection, but I think it should be absolutely up there with them! In the near future, terrorist Slash Gallagher is incarcerated into a hologram and with the intention to be reprogrammed into a model citizen. Gallagher gets hacked out of his virtual prison by his associates, and is up to no good, now that he’s become a digital super villain.
We start off like any other PM movie, with explosions and a car chase, but soon after that the film opens up a barrel of pure insanity. A Virtual Cop session with accuracy rating 500%, digital men duking it out in super tight jumpsuits, and a sex scene that is literally crackling with electricity, the list goes on and on. Hologram Man’s mix of unrestrained nonsense with a goofy sense of humor and relentless action is an experience that transcends the boundaries of the human mind. Or maybe it’s just a chaotic pile of junk, either way it’s a ton of fun!
If you think Crank was the only true non-stop action movie ever made, think again! A mild-mannered elementary school teacher (Gary Daniels) is abducted by a group of rogue scientists and turned into a killing machine. Not overly content with his fate, he uses his newly acquired superpowers to escape and keep his numerous pursuers at bay. From the beginning to the end, Rage is in total overdrive mode and never stops for even a minute.
A spectacular car chase of epic length is just the overture for a cascade of old-school mayhem that is followed by one crazy set piece after another, such as Daniels dangling from a skyscraper while being shot at by a helicopter, and other sequences that feature some of the best stunt work to ever make it into a US action film. PM Entertainment and Daniels can be proud of what they achieved with Rage, a spectacle that put a lot of action blockbusters of its time to shame, and which has become a classic of 1990s DTV entertainment.
The prodigal son of ultimate action is on the verge of joining the Wick-verse!
Well, file this one under ultimately awesome. According to a Deadline report, Scott Adkins is “in talks” to join the cast of John Wick 4! Adkins has been a much-loved action star here at the Ultimate Action Movie Club for his work helming a great run of throwback-style of actioners like Savage Dog, Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear and Hard Target 2.
But, besides some small roles in mega-franchises like the Doctor Strange and The Bourne Ultimatum, the man still hasn’t really been given his big breakthrough… But maybe that is about to all change?
We might be jumping ahead of the gun here as there are no reports as to what type of role Adkins is reportedly in talks for, BUT man would it be cool to see Adkins square up against the Wick-god himself.
If Adkins does indeed join the flick, he’d be another great addition to what is turning into an ultimate all-star cast alongside Keanu Reeves, Donnie Yen, Rina Sawayama and Shamier Anderson. Plus, noted ultimate action movie stunt alum and potential Bloodsport rebooter Chad Stahelski will be returning to direct JW4 as well.
A look at how in 1991 James Glickenhaus gave us the quintessential 80s action movie… starring Christopher Walken of all people!
1991 gave action fans Terminator 2: Judgment Day, a groundbreaking modern action blockbuster. And it gave us McBain, a movie that went into the opposite direction, and invoked the spirit of 1980s hits such as Missing in Action,Rambo 3 and Commando. The film has not yet made its way into the canon of old-school action classics, but in this article we’ll argue that it absolutely belongs there.
McBain was written and directed by James Glickenhaus, who made a handful of low-budget gems in his relatively short career as director, such as the Jackie Chan actioner The Protector and the sleazy exploitation flick The Exterminator. He was also the co-owner of Shapiro-Glickenhaus Entertainment, a film distribution company that brought many cheap and charming horror and action flicks to the home video market in the 1980s and early 1990s.
Bobby McBain is freed from the Vietcong by a US army squadron, and promises to squad leader Santos that he owes him big time for this. 16 years later, Santos makes a botched attempt to depose Colombian dictator El Presidente, and gets killed. His sister travels to New York to remind McBain of his promise. He assembles a squad of fellow veterans, and after a weaponized fundraising spree through the underworld of New York, they join the rebel forces to free Colombia.
In the 1980s, a recurring theme in US action movies was the lone hero that goes on a rescue mission in a far away country ruled by Evil, and violently disposes of entire armies. Much has been written about how these films allegedly reflected the political view of the Reagan administration, and we’ll not throw ourselves onto this minefield in this article. It is noteworthy, though, that after Reagan’s term ended, this particular sub-genre slowly drifted into the realm of direct-to-video productions.
We can only wonder how Glickenhaus got the idea to make a film like McBain in the early 1990s, but one theory goes like this: In 1986, he watched the whole Cannon Group back catalog in one weekend, and fell into a coma afterwards. When he awoke five years later, he was infused with the ambition to create a medley movie dedicated to all of them, and McBain was born, an unthinking tale of patriotic heroism and full-scale mayhem!
The film is far from taking a one-sided political stance, though, as it also lashes out against incapable government officials and the CIA, as well as starvation wages and corporate greed. Nothing is subtle about McBain, the strange internal logic of 1980s action movies is completely pushed over the top by Glickenhaus, and the whole film is a chaotic assembly of genre cliches. In addition to ripping off classics like Missing in Action and Commando, the movie also is part vigilante flick, and to top things off even features an air combat sequence a la Top Gun.
Realism is completely thrown out of the window, some scenes have an almost comic-like vibe to it, and the whole movie feels like a parody on the genre at times. Glickenhaus also manages to create lots of fun for the audience with likable characters, corny jokes and bloody shootouts. It has all the elements that made Commando so great, just in a much less refined way.
Another unique feature of the film is the casting of Christopher Walken in the main role as Bobby McBain. Walken’s lanky physique and reputation as more of a method actor than a brawler seemed to make him less suited as an action hero, but his natural charisma and haunting gaze made more than up for this. Plus, he sports the same flat top haircut as John Matrix in Commando!
In McBain, he looks pretty bored for the most part, but even a Walken on autopilot owns every scene he’s in, and gives a unique touch to even the most profane lines. He also puts his own spin on the action scenes. Being a prolific dancer he elegantly hops up stairs and light-footedly jumps from one cover to the next during the assault on El Presidente’s palace. The rest of the cast all play it fairly upbeat. Especially Michael Ironside is great as always, and seems to be enjoying himself in his role as macho arms dealer with a ponytail and midlife crisis.
Apart from just pouring a ton of insanity over the unsuspecting viewer, McBain also shines brightly in the action department. Even though the attitude of the film resides firmly in B-movie territory, it is not a cheap production. There’s no originality to be found, but there are some monumental moments of large-scale destruction as the rebels and army forces duke it out with massive explosions, machine gun staccatos, and an enormous body count. It looks like Glickenhaus had a whole tank and jet fighter squad of the Philippine army (where large parts of McBain were filmed) at his disposal, and also seemed to have been granted permission to eradicate one of the country’s islands off the map.
Everything we love about the classics from the 1980s is compressed into McBain, a last great hurrah to old-school action cinema. There’s not a single dull moment, and time will fly for you with this film, as Glickenhaus takes us from one crazy sequence to the next in this cheerful inferno.
Liam Neeson tries to do his very best Clint Eastwood Impression in this new ultimate action thriller…
Since the release of the dreadful (yes, dreadful) Taken trilogy, Liam Neeson has been unfortunately typecasted as the star of a slew of unimpressive, paint-by-numbers action films; save for the ones directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. Those movies at least tried to do something different with Neeson’s grim demeanor and had a compelling pace and gripping action sequences. Now aged 69, Neeson doesn’t seem like he’ll ever break his typecasting curse and stars in his latest dud, The Marksman, in which the filmmakers desperately tries to paint him as the next Clint Eastwood. Problem is, Eastwood had a magnifying presence that would transcend even his worst movies, whereas Neeson continuously mails it in and doesn’t look like he’s having any fun in the filmmaking process.
The Marksman tells the story of Jim Hanson (Neeson), an ex-Marine corps now doing…god knows what. He has troubles paying down his loans after his wife dies and spends the day reporting illegal crossings from Mexico to the United States to Border Patrol. One day, he encounters a mother and his son, Miguel (Jacob Perez), who are being hunted by the town’s cartel. After a gunfight which results in the death of the mother, Jim must now bring Miguel to his family in Chicago, before the cartel finds and kills him. You get the gist, of course: Jim now acts as “law and order” to Miguel, as he cannot trust the police and Border Patrol, even if his stepdaughter (Katheryn Winnick) works here.
If you’ve seen Robert Lorenz’ resume as a film producer, you’d quickly realize that he’s only worked on films either directed by or starring Clint Eastwood. Heck, his last directorial effort was Trouble with the Curve starring none other than Eastwood himself—so it’s only natural that the role of Jim Hanson was likely written for Eastwood. However, the legendary actor is 91 years old and making him look convincing, without a stunt double, during the film’s many action sequences could be a daunting feat.
Throughout the entire film. Neeson exudes Eastwood’s tough-guy charisma, particularly when he confronts the caricatural cartel antagonists, with a slew of lines that seems to be taken straight out of Sergio Leone’s Dollars trilogy. The similarities are so apparent that they’ll even make the two main characters watch Hang ‘Em High, either a nod to the time Lorenz worked with Eastwood or a reminder of whom Neeson is imitating. Every critic has said it when the film initially released in January, but even if you want to have a more nuanced opinion, you can’t help but think “Eastwood!” when you first see Neeson confronting the cartel.
“The Type of Stuff You’d See in Cannon Group films”
Or, even more apparent, when he buys a gun in the film’s most baffling sequence. Neeson/Eastwood operates within his own law, as he’s above the corrupt police and border agents who are planning to take Miguel straight to the cartel. He even says to a corrupt cop the following line “How much are they paying you to betray that badge?”, as if he’s the real arbiter of law, a Charles Bronson-esque vigilante who becomes judge, jury and executioner when the so-called “law” fails him. Back to our main point of topic: Jim needs to buy guns and tells the owner that he cannot wait one day for the background check to pass through, because he’s stuck in a life or death situation. The gun shop owner goes from “I’m sorry, I can’t risk losing my license” to “I’ll report them stolen”, turning a blind eye to whatever Hanson is going to do.
I don’t know if this sequence was supposed to be a commentary on how easy it is to acquire guns in the United States, in mostly red states, but it’s ridiculous to even think that a gun shop owner could ever do this, trying to make as much money as possible and going above the law to help someone he doesn’t even know! This is the type of stuff you’d usually see in Cannon Group films, where the action star would become the “embodiment of America” and had a plethora of guns and bullets to fight their highly cartoonish villains.
The Marksman is done in the same vein as these movies—with mindless action permeating the film’s snail’s pace until the predictable finish line. There is something, however, that The Marksman does well in comparison to Cannon films, and that’s constructing a good emotional arc between Hanson and Miguel. Neeson’s performance isn’t as terrible as his last appearance as Bryan Mills in Tak3n, and he’s mostly helped through a charming supporting role by Jacob Perez. They eventually bond and form an extremely palpable chemistry together.
Hell, they’re the only reason why you’re watching until the end—as the movie is mostly filled with a paint-by-numbers plotline and antagonists with no legitimate development. It doesn’t help that the film’s action sequences are mostly generic gunfights, without an ounce of aesthetic feeling or a director’s personal touch behind them. Mark Patten’s cinematography feels too clean for a movie that supposedly wants to feature a “grim” and “gritty” storyline. Digital cameras lack the grit of film, and, as a result, The Marksman’s action sequences are cheaply constructed and choreographed, with many shots obviously capturing a stunt double for Neeson, who can no longer do one-on-one fights convincingly.
It’s time for Liam Neeson to retire from action movies. He can spend the rest of his career doing more dramatic roles, which is his real forte, if you’ve seen films like Schindler’s List or Rob Roy—that’s where his real acting skills lie. Action movies only serve as a distraction from Neeson, who was once great, but now only seems to be doing it more for the heavy paycheck. We all have to make ends meet, yes, but films like The Marksman does not fully exalt Neeson’s talent as a star. He’s reduced to imitate Clint Eastwood, whilst walking in his shadow. And guess what? It doesn’t work. There’s only one person that can do Eastwood—and that’s the man himself. Either Neeson continues his action roles with Jaume Collet-Serra or tries to branch off to something else, which would be preferable.
Bio: Maxance is a 22-year old freelance film and TV critic and a recent film graduate at the Université de Montréal. You can follow his most recent work on twitter @MaxFromQuebec.
Ranking the best and most ultimate action movies to watch on Father’s Day. (Or any day really, these are all awesome flicks!)
Another Father’s Day is upon us. And for this occasion we have compiled a list of films for all the fathers out there who love action movies. In this Top 10 list you’ll find the full spectrum of dad types in action flicks, from total jerk over ex-con and master assassin to perfect super-dad.
What all these father figures have in common is that they ultimately deeply care for their children, and are willing to protect them at any cost, mostly by breaking bones or putting bullets into whoever gets in their way.
So to all the father’s, keep up the good work, and if you like, you can round off Father’s Day by watching one of the awesome films on our list!
After his temporary fall from grace in Hollywood, Mel Gibson took on a couple of roles that seemed to reflect on his personal troubles he had several years before. One of them is Blood Father, where he portrays the repentant ex-con and recovering alcoholic John. He is sought out by his estranged daughter Lydia, who herself is neck-deep in trouble and on the run from some gangbangers.
Both realize they need each other if they ever want to have lead a life again that resembles normalcy. Together John and Lydia embark on a journey to escape from her pursuers, and leave a trail of bodies in their wake. The film effortlessly switches from sincere drama to brutal action with plenty of foul-mouthed dialogues, and is another – but excellent – iteration of the classical story about a criminal who gets to atone for his past misdeeds by saving another life.
Director Neil Blomkamp and lead actor Sharlto Copley landed a coup with this Sci-Fi action masterpiece, a powerful metaphor on human cruelty and xenophobia in general, and the South African apartheid regime in particular. An alien spaceship appears over Johannesburg, and the inhabitants are locked into camps where they dwell under catastrophic circumstances. Bureaucrat Wikus van de Merve is tasked with relocating the aliens to a different camp. After an accident he undergoes a grotesque transformation and starts to question his motives.
Copley acts with an intensity as if Blomkamp constantly held a gun to his head when filming. The films also has tons of spectacular and violent action as Wikus and his allies need to fend off bandit gangs and mercenaries with advanced alien weaponry. And while Wikus is the main character, his interactions with the alien Christopher and his small kid are some of the defining moments of the film, and Christopher’s valiant and violent struggle to craft a better future for his son and whole race are the reason why District 9 more than deserves its spot on our list.
Kick-Ass is a clever and charming production with plenty of slapstick humor and bloody violence. The movie tells the story of comic book nerd Dave who decides to become the superhero Kick-Ass. Even though he has no superpowers, he still manages to build up a reputation as a vigilante. This gets him the attention of a local crime boss, but also of two real superheroes who are less than charmed by his attempts to imitate them.
The central character of Kick-Ass is Dave, but the film allocates an equal amount of screen time to the relations of two fathers and their offspring. On the side of Good we have Big Daddy (played by Nicolas Cage) who has devoted his life to turn his 12-year old daughter into a killing machine. On the opposing side there’s crime lord Frank D’Amico, who has some trouble figuring out how to raise his son. On the path to their inevitable confrontation plenty of blood is spilled and bones are shattered, which combined with its wacky sense of humor make Kick-Ass one of the best superhero comedies to this day.
Another iconic script from Shane Black resulted in one of the funniest and most violent buddy comedies to ever come out of of Hollywood, a foul-mouthed and sometimes chaotic action-packed spectacle. Bruce Willis as scruffy private investigator Joe and Damon Wayans as professional football player Jimmie with a gambling problem team up to find out who murdered Jimmie’s girlfriend.
They stir up a hornet’s nest of political corruption and soon not only Joe’s and Jimmie’s life are on the line, but also that of Joe’s family. Bruce Willis’ character could be that of a John McClane who took a couple of wrong turns in his life. He’s certainly not a role model for his daughter Darian and a complete failure as a parent. The only thing Darian learned from him is how to talk back, and in one of the many great scenes of this film they engage in an incredible insult contest.
Sudden Death is a formidable Die Hard clone, and one of Van Damme’s best movies. It’s also a story about a father and his unconditional love for his children. Fire marshal Darren works at the Pittsburgh Hockey Arena, and takes his daughter and son to the Stanley Cup final. On the very same day terrorists take the US vice president hostage in the VIP arena of the stadium and threaten to blow it up if they’re not paid a ransom. Darren’s daughter Emily is also taken by the criminals, and he becomes a one-man army to rescue her and the entire audience.
In addition to doing what he does best (kicking and shooting people), Van Damme puts on a surprisingly convincing performance as a family guy. He’s the perfect dad, kind and loving, who on top of that has the skills to free his kids from the grip of ex-CIA agent Foss and his henchmen. Foss is played by Powers Boothe in one of his great roles as eloquent terrorist mastermind that takes sadistic pleasure in intimidating Emily who bravely defies him, however.
With Taken, Liam Neeson reinvented himself and created his own sub-genre of action movies. Taken is a modern upgrade of the Commando type of plot line, and delivers a perfect mix of thrills and action. It’s flawlessly executed, and looks slick enough to appeal to a wide audience. Ex-CIA operative Bryan Mills has to witness the abduction of his daughter Kim by a human trafficking ring while he’s on the phone with her.
Putting his “very particular set of skills” to use he goes on a rampage through Paris to track down and eliminate his daughter’s captors without the slightest remorse. Liam Neeson’s excellent acting and intense physical performance are the main reason why Taken has become a minor classic of modern action cinema.
John Connor’s father is dead, his mother locked up in an asylum, and the most unlikely creature becomes a sort of father surrogate for him: A reprogrammed T-800 sent from the future to protect John and his mother. Terminator 2 is one of the ultimate action classics of all time, and one aspect that contributes to its greatness is that director James Cameron masterfully manages to establish a close relationship between John Connor and the T-800, and puts a spin on the traditional trinity of mother, father and child.
While completely devoid of any fatherly instincts, the T-800 actually does what a good father would do, defend John’s life at all costs against the T-1000, in Sarah Connor’s words: “Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up.”
Dr. Henry Jones Jr. and Sr. fight and quarrel their way through this fantastic third installment of the Indiana Jones franchise. Harrison Ford is joined by Sean Connery, and together they form one of the greatest father-son duos in action movie history. After rescuing his father from Nazi captivity, Indy has to endure his constant criticism about his violent resolution of dangerous situations.
The two board a German Zeppelin incognito, and finally get a peaceful moment to catch up. The conversation is anything but harmonic, and especially Dr. Jones Jr. is not stingy with criticism about his upbringing (“I was less important to you than people who’ve been dead for 500 years in another country!”). Ultimately, the two develop a strong relationship for the first time in their life which shows how easily a father-son relation can be restored when one is being threatened by Nazis and supernatural powers.
Any child would want to have a father that is as caring and bad-ass at the same time as John Matrix in Commando. The opening sequence already gives us an overdose of father-daughter happiness that includes eating ice cream, silly joking and petting a fawn, it’s the perfect life. Things go south quickly, however, as Matrix’ past catches up with him.
His daughter is abducted by the henchmen of South American ex-dictator Arius who is trying to extort Matrix’ cooperation in assisting with a planned military coup. Arius and his goons soon find out that they messed with the wrong father, and Matrix amasses an incredible body count as he plows a swath of destruction through the country of Val Verde to rescue his daughter.
The ultimate movie for Father’s day is an another 1980s cult classic from Sylvester Stallone. It’s a modern fairy tale, a story about the ultimate father-son bond forged from tragedy. Lincoln makes a humble living as a trucker. His estranged and sick wife asks him to pick up his son Michael – who he never met before – from his boarding school and take him on the road. Michael first rejects him, but as they embark on their journey, the relationship improves, and Lincoln even introduces Michael to the art of arm-wrestling.
Over The Top is schmaltzy and cheesy, but radiates an incredibly positive attitude. On top of that we are taken into the fascinating world of arm-wrestling tournaments with its eccentric but likable characters. Stallone passes through the film like a saint, always doing the right thing while trying to teach his son valuable lessons for life that do not involve beating people up for a change! Trucking, arm-wrestling and an estranged father-son story make for great family entertainment and give us the perfect action movie for Father’s Day!
James Bond is notan assassin – at least not in the way we often make it to be when comparing him to other Hollywood characters.
Many film bluffs exploring the unlimited success of Ian Fleming’s secret agent James Bond through almost six decades have placed him under the category of “an assassin”.
It’s not astounding if we consider that -as the promotions for the first film Dr No reminds us- Bond has a licence to kill “when he chooses, where he chooses and whom he chooses”, and that ever since 2002 EON Production has embraced this narrative: in Die Another Day, two North Korean characters brand 007 as “A British assassin” and in SPECTRE another villain, Mr White, is reluctant to hear “the word of an assassin” when Bond comes to visit him in order to reach the man in top of him at the organization he used to integrate.
In the same film, released in 2015, the secret agent introduces himself as “someone who kills people” to Madeleine Swann, and she asks him why did he “chose the life of a paid assassin” during a romantic dinner onboard a train crossing the Moroccan desert.
Not all of this happened in the Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig eras, tough. In 1983’s Octopussy, Roger Moore’s penultimate outing as Bond, the leading lady played by Maud Adams whom the film was named after called him “an underpaid assassin” during a heated argument that ended, as you might expect, with a passionate kiss.
But does all of this really make James Bond an assassin? Being licenced to kill immediately classifies him under the same category as Arthur Bishop from The Mechanic, Léon from The Professional, Agent 47 from the Hitman film and video game series or Edward Fox’s Jackal from The Day of The Jackal, who almost succeeded in murdering French president Charles de Gaulle?
According to the Cambridge Dictionary, an “assassin” is defined as “someone who kills a famous or important person, usually for political reasons or in exchange for money”. The example cited is Mark Chapman murdering John Lennon. If we take this to our celluloid characters, this description is much closer to the aforementioned characters than to 007 himself. Although James Bond does take part in assassination missions, the legal boundaries and somewhat “ethical” codes of the government branch he responds to.
Let’s go back to where it all started: Casino Royale, Ian Fleming’s “spy story to end all spy stories” published in 1953. We know throughout the book that Bond was given the 007 designation (this famous “licence to kill”) after murdering two enemies of the country spying for the Germans, making him apt for operations where killing would be involved, be it in self-defence or not.
Yet, once we are first introduced to Bond in the novel, he is given a very simple assignment: he has to run down Le Chiffre, a banker for the Soviet agents, by betting against him in a baccarat table. Why? Because the man has been using the funds of these agents for careless gambling. Why not just kill him, if Bond is licenced to kill? The British Intelligence determines that, had Le Chiffre been just murdered, he would be regarded as a hero or some kind of martyr.
By cleaning him out of chips, he would be exposed as a fraud and that would make a hole into the Russian pride, which would eventually kill him in revenge. Some books later, in 1959’s Goldfinger, Bond reflects on having killed a hitman in Mexico with his bare hands (self-defence, in this case) and didn’t feel comfortable with it, but remembered that as a 00 he must be “as cold as a surgeon” concerning life and death
Once we get into the movies, with Dr Nostarring Sean Connery in 1962, we rarely see Bond been explicitly given assassination missions save for a few occasions and, in the end, 007 kills in self-defence. Unlike Léon or Agent 47, Bond isn’t given a couple of bucks and details of the enigmatic Doctor Julius No to do the job.
He is simply sent to Jamaica to investigate the disappearance of a fellow agent and ends up discovering a Red Chinese scientist is playing havoc with the rockets launched from Cape Canaveral. Bond commits two cold-blooded murders: Professor Dent, who tried to shoot him with an empty gun, and an unnamed guard patrolling the Crab Key island. He wasn’t ordered or had any incentive to do so, and the decision went on his command, mostly to show his toughness: “when he chooses, where he chooses and whom he chooses”, quoting the poster tagline again.
Although, it is necessary to underline that this promotional slogan is heavily exaggerated, as Bond isn’t allowed to murder innocents and would be tried and court-martialled if he did so with, let’s say, an annoying neighbour playing loud music at three in the morning. The evil doctor dies by falling in a vat of boiling water after an intense battle with 007 just as his secret lab was about to explode.
The following films went on by the same lines and the main villain was always killed in self-defence, or survived like Ernst Stavro Blofeld, or in the case of Thunderball was harpooned behind his back by the leading lady Domino as she tried to save the secret agent’s life when the evil Emilio Largo held 007 at gunpoint.
Something interesting happens in The Man With The Golden Gun, Roger Moore’s second Bond outing in 1974: our hero comes across an actual assassin who “charges a million a shot”, according to the film’s bombastic theme tune performed by Lulu. In fact, it is this hitman, Christopher Lee’s Francisco Scaramanga, the one who is on to Bond: he had murdered an MI6 agent once in Beirut, Bill Fairbanks aka 002, and now has sent a warning to 007. M, the leader of the British Intelligence, doesn’t even order Bond to take action: he takes him out of his current assignment and offers him to resign or a sabbatical year.
However, Bond decides to go on his own trying to “find Scaramanga first” and ends up learning that the warning was sent by none other than Scaramanga’s tortured lover, Andrea Anders, who wants to be free from him. “You need a lawyer”. “I need 007!” she insists, influenced by Scaramanga’s flattery of Bond, who sees him as some sort of an “equal”, a fellow assassin.
Near the end, the two men come across each other and challenge each other to a duel à la mortin the villain’s island, but not before sharing a delicious meal. This is perhaps the first occasion in the entire series where Bond distances himself from the “assassin” image and Scaramanga’s flattery: “Now, Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don’t you admit it?”
The secret agent admits killing this villain “would be a pleasure”, but only after stating that when he kills is “under specific orders of his government, and those he kills are themselves killers”. Therefore, we see him expressing his contempt at Scaramanga’s pride of his profession. James Bond doeskill, but he applies some kind of judgment that contract killers don’t generally have. In the case of Léon, it’s “no women, no children”, but he never stops to think if the man he cleaned was another murderer or a criminal or simply someone targeted for rather pedestrian reasons: foul play, score settlements, corporate or political rivalries, etc.
Another good example of Bond’s judgment that distances him from common contract killers is Timothy Dalton’s 007 debut film in 1987, The Living Daylights. In this thriller, a secret Soviet Intelligence cell is reactivated and systematically terminating British and American agents, one of them perishes during an innocent training activity at the Rock of Gibraltar (along with two SAS officers playing the “villains” in this war game).
Upon information received by General Koskov, a KGB defector, M orders Bond to kill the organization’s new leader General Pushkin. All Bond is given is a blue folder with a black and white photo of the man sentenced to death by MI6. 007 is hesitant, as he doubts Pushkin fits the profile of a psychotic belligerent man who would light the fuse this way, so M at first wants to assign the mission to 008 because “he follows orders, not instincts” until Bond insists that if someone has to do it, he prefers to do it himself.
Before even trying to put a bullet in Pushkin’s temple as any other hired murderer would do without even blinking an eye, James Bond investigates a lead: the female KGB sniper who stalked Koskov as he tried to defect, only to learn she’s actually Koskov’s girlfriend Kara and her rifle was loaded with blanks. Later, he infiltrates Pushkin’s hotel suite in Tangier, where the man was staying before a conference. Bond holds the man at gunpoint and replicates Koskov’s accusations, which he categorically denies, and reveals he was about to arrest the General for misusing state funds. “You are a professional, you don’t kill without a reason”, Pushkin tells Bond. “If I trusted Koskov, we wouldn’t be talking,” Bond explains.
Earlier in the film, while 007 was covering Koskov’s escape in Bratislava, Bond was ordered to kill the KGB sniper sent to hunt the General and prevent his defection. Upon seeing through the crosshair that she was inexperienced in the way she was holding the rifle, he opted to shoot her in the forearm instead of her head. This causes a heated argument between Bond and Saunders, MI6’s contact in Czechoslovakia, who reprimands 007 for risking the mission and disobeying a direct order deliberately. However, the secret agent insists that “he only kills professionals”.
Licence To Kill, released in 1989, underlined the limitations of James Bond’s notorious privilege used to title this production after the original title, Licence Revoked, lacked the required impact in the domestic market. In this film, Timothy Dalton’s Bond embarks on a revenge mission against drug lord Franz Sánchez, brilliantly played by Robert Davi, when this powerful man escapes captivity and launches a brutal attack against CIA’s Felix Leiter and his wife Della.
Just as Bond performs his first act of revenge, which is feeding the turncoat policeman bribed by Sánchez into the same sharks who maimed his friend, he is stopped by American agents and handed in to M, who reprimands Bond for going full Dirty Harrymode by disobeying orders and messing with the laws of the United States. The secret agent resigns and M revokes his licence to kill shortly before a rogue 007 escapes from his boss and bodyguards to go after Sánchez without support of the British government.
Timidly, M turned a blind eye at the beginning of Diamonds Are Foreverwhen Bond searched everywhere for Blofeld and threw him (one of his doubles, we later know) in a vat of boiling mud to avenge the death of his wife Tracy, but in this case we are talking about a full revenge plan that involves going violating the laws of an allied country and a diplomatic embarrassment for MI6 should anything go wrong.
Back in the day, this was a commercial selling point for the film as James Bond, who was considered (even in the Fleming novels) as someone who never operated against the system and everything he did was under Her Majesty’s orders this time defied the authority of M and went after his organization, having both the British and Americans tailing him as he tried to infiltrate Sánchez’s big drug empire that extended from Chile to Alaska. If we were talking about an assassin or a hitman, which is the conception many have of Bond, this wouldn’t be a selling point at all, and we wouldn’t be surprised of his revenge desire. But this film certainly underlined that there is something above Bond that places him under the category of some sort of law enforcer governed by certain ethics or codes – the ones that are broken in the John Glen film.
These ethics are subtly showcased in the prologue of GoldenEye, released in 1995 and starring Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. Agents 007 and 006, Alec Trevelyan, infiltrate on an illegal nerve gas facility in the Soviet Union. As both men are heading to the storage area of the installation, Trevelyan takes a moment to shoot an unarmed scientist while Bond uses a gadget to unlock a door.
This moment would raise eyebrows between the viewers as we are meant to believe a 00 agent like Bond would be ruled under the same codes and civillian casualties must be avoided at all costs. However, throughout the story, we learn that this man Trevelyan, played by Sean Bean, is actually the villain of the movie and betrays both Bond and the Realm after faking his death in the aforementioned operation. This case of reckless brutality and unsanctioned hit served as a way to “warn” the audiences that there was something strange about this agent and shouldn’t be fully trusted. The difference between the “good guy” and the “bad guy” is underlined by the fact the villains don’t care about taking innocent lives while the hero does.
Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond is given two assassination missions in The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day. In the 1999 film he is ordered to protect oil heiress Elektra King from the hands of Renard, the terrorist that has once kidnapped her and attacked MI6 by murdering Elektra’s father, a personal friend of Judi Dench’s M. It is implicitly understood that his mission also involves eliminating Renard, which was a threat for both MI6 and Elektra: during the woman’s kidnapping, M sent 009 to kill him, but Renard survived.
It is now Bond’s job, mostly as a personal favour to M, to terminate the man before he strikes again. He is about to do it just as Renard was about to steal a nuclear bomb from a facility in Kazakhstan, and Brosnan’s words bring back the statement expressed by Moore in The Man With The Golden Guntwenty-five years before: “I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business. But in your case, I feel nothing, just like you.”
Much like in The Living Daylights, Bond’s judgment comes to play before pulling the trigger: Renard utters a phrase that Elektra said before during a blackjack match in a casino, making Bond presume that the businesswoman isn’t as innocent as one may think and might have something in common with his former captor. His presumptions will be confirmed later when Elektra, thinking 007 has perished in an explosion, turns on M and reveals she planned the death of her father with Renard when the wealthy man stalled the payment of the kidnap.
In the pre-credits sequence of 2002’s Die Another Day, Bond takes the place of a diamond trafficker along with South Korean agents to put an end to the life of Colonel Tan-Sun Moon from the North Korean army. The plan called for 007 to detonate some C4 explosives hidden inside a briefcase carrying conflict diamonds from a distance, but a mole in the British Intelligence exposes 007’s identity and a thrilling hovercraft chase ensues through the minefields of the Demilitarized Zone, in which Bond ends up killing Moon in self-defence during a hand-to-hand combat on top these speeding machines. This could be one of the few cases where the actions of 007 could fall under the category of “political assassination” if we consider the definition given by the Cambridge Dictionary, so would the opening black and white sequence from the cinematic adaptation of Casino Royale where Daniel Craig’s pre-007 accomplishes a rudimentary assassination task of cleaning two MI6 traitors.
Nevertheless, in the 2006 it is M who clearly establishes the difference between an assassin and a 00 agent to this new recruit named James Bond in the reboot of the series directed by Martin Campbell: “Any thug can kill. Arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand”. During this tense encounter, M tells Bond off for shooting an unarmed man inside an embassy in Madagascar where he was seeking sanctuary: the African bomber Bond was supposed to interrogate, getting caught on camera and violating “the absolutely inviolable rule of international relationships” just to “kill a nobody” without extracting him any information.
As it happened in Licence To Kill, whenever Bond tries to go against the system or international laws that could compromise the image of Her Majesty’s government, he is always reminded that he isn’t a freelancer or a gun for hire without the boundaries of ethics, laws or rules, which is the exact opposite of assassins like the Jackal or Léon.
In Quantum of Solace, the direct sequel of this film that opened the Daniel Craig era, the relationship between Bond and M is still tense as the secret agent continues killing “every possible lead” although in self-defence. Things reach a boiling point, once again, when 007 goes against the rules: during a fight he ends up killing a member of the Special Branch, the bodyguard of a personal envoy to the Prime Minister who was linked to a terrorist organization, the same behind the villains from the previous film. Bond refuses to report to MI6 and M immediately labels him as a threat, restricting his movements and putting an alert on all his passports. Things get even worse when Bond is suspected to having killed René Mathis, an MI6 contact, which was actually shot by two corrupt policemen in La Paz, Bolivia. And once again we get a similar Licence To Kill situation where the British and American governments consider Bond a liability and go after him as the man is trying to pursue Doming Greene, the only lead he could link to this terrorist organization known as Quantum.
Despite describing James Bond as an “assassin” even in one of the script drafts, the most recent 007 adventure SPECTRE also deals with this angle of Bond’s personality as heopts not to kill his arch-nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld (rebooted as a foster brother to the secret agent, and played by Christoph Waltz) and has him arrested under terrorism charges.
However, the film begins during a “Day of The Dead” parade in Mexico City where Bond takes an assassination job, but this task is actually a posthumous request by the deceased M played by Judi Dench: “If anything happens to me, 007, I want you to find a man called Marco Sciarra. Kill him… and don’t miss the funeral”, the recorded message left in Bond’s mailbox says. When the British agent is about to pull the trigger while pointing to Sciarra’s head from the building across, we heard a dialogue in Italian where the man talks about blowing up a stadium full of people – reinforcing this idea that Bond “only kills professionals” and won’t do this job for the highest bidder or without some ethic code behind.
In the end, the “assassination” mission turns into an operation to prevent a terrorist attack and the death of Sciarra takes place after a long chase on foot and a fight inside a helicopter flying over the Zócalo Square. Yet again, Ralph Fiennes’ character Gareth Mallory, who has taken over the position of M at the British Intelligence, grounds Bond and relieves him from active duty for doing this job (which caused the destruction of two buildings in Mexico) “without authority”.
It is important to note that this new leader of MI6 will still defend the activities of the 00 section against the “Whitehall mandarin” played byAndrew Scott in the second Bond film directed by Sam Mendes: “Have you ever had to kill a man, Max? Have you? To pull that trigger, you have to be sure. Yes, you can analyse, investigate, assess, target, but then you have to look him in the eye, and you make the call. (…) A licence to kill is also a licence not to kill.” With these words, M marks the difference between Bond or any member of the 00 section and thugs or contract killers.
Upon making this analysis, the most obvious conclusion is that considering James Bond an “assassin” is strictly tied to a simplistic interpretation of the word “assassin”, where simply the fact of a person taking the life of another person makes him one. However, when counterbalancing all the assessment, judgment, investigation and even hunches Bond had before pulling a trigger – and the presence of certain “rules” that respond to ethics that are somewhat similar to those of a law enforcement agency, we could definitely say that James Bond is notan assassin – not at least in the way we often make it to be when comparing him to other Hollywood characters.
You gotta admire the determination, but too many weak links ultimately break Unchained (2021).
Move over Len Kabasinski, take a seat Don Michael Paul, and time to retire Albert Pyun, the director known only as Raphaello has burst onto the Z-movie scene with Unchained, which “stars” Eric Roberts, wrestler Taya Valkyrie who never fights once, and newcomer Mair Mulroney.
Former professional wrestler, Rock Riddle also swings by to lend some much needed flamboyance to this surprisingly flat, female-led action/thriller about kidnapped women who are forced to fight each other in an underground mixed martial arts (MMA) ring. Even with an expertly crafted schlock-o-meter that’s been finely tuned over 30 years, I’m unable to determine if Unchained is self-aware or if it thinks it’s the new Never Surrender (2009).
Aella (Mair Mulroney), an unemployed and frustrated veteran, accepts a suspicious invitation to audition for a movie about an all-female underground fight club. Everything is going fine until she gets abducted and forced to participate in an all-female underground fight club. She takes her licks but eventually works her way to the top of the four-member stable of lady gladiators at the rundown farm near Topanga Canyon while half-heartedly escaping and getting the others to join forces. The camp is run by an evil Warden (Larry Andrews), who I’ll refer to as Not-Tom Savini, and a mysterious administrator who’s somehow connected to Aella’s past.
If only the ladies of Unchained improved their fighting skills beyond their Tuesday morning kickboxing class at LA Fitness, they may have lived up to the lofty expectations of Never Surrender. The “Fight or Die” episode of Walker, Texas Ranger is also way out of their reach as the stakes are low, the fighters are few, and the nefarious spectators on the Zoom call are literally phoning it in.
To be completely fair, it must’ve been an absolute nightmare to film in LA during the pandemic and I admire Raphaello’s determination even though he could’ve worked on a smaller, more intimate narrative during that time, like a sequel to Bloodbath. The show must go on with actors performing scenes together who are clearly not in the same room, socially distanced goons, and filming mostly outdoors just outside of the city. Also, Eric Roberts, who plays the Aella’s deceased father, filmed his scene in what appears to be his house and delivers lines while never getting up from his favorite comfy chair. At least we, the audience, are reassured that it was a COVID-friendly production.
There are two bright spots in this future Best-of-the-Worst spotlight episode on Red Letter Media’s YouTube channel: the make-up and Not-Tom Savini’s charmingly terrible performance as a one-dimensional, handlebar mustache-twirling villain. Although the MMA-style fights were disappointing, the bruises and wounds were well crafted and applied. Not-Tom Savini’s acting is distracting at first but he looks like he’s having a blast administering baseball bat beatdowns and just being awful all the time. God forbid there’s a sequel but if there is, make it about the Warden’s backstory because that’s the only interesting part about any of these characters.
The real entertainment value here comes from the VFX, stilted dialogue, and the homeless men that were convinced to play the goons in this movie. The digital blood effects look like a 2005-era plug-in along with the overlaid explosions at the end. The pièce de résistance is the comically-sized CGI GoPro camera that randomly shows up on a wall or fence post in every few scenes, which is how the administrator keeps tabs on the camp. The dialogue is similarly clunky and amusing with exchanges like, and I’m paraphrasing:
Baddie: “You’re going to fight!”
MMA Lady: “No I’m not!”
Baddie: “Yes you are!”
MMA Lady: “You can’t make me!”
Baddie: “Oh yes I can!”
MMA Lady: “Noooo!”
And so on…like me trying to get three tired and cranky kids to take a bath before dinner or else I’m going to eat the whole pizza myself. Coincidentally, they often practice their nascent MMA skills on me when I least suspect it. Maybe I should make an underground fighting movie based on true events, but I digress.
Oh, I forgot about the homeless guys. I don’t know that they’re homeless but they look eerily similar to the disheveled guys I routinely chased off from the county courthouse grounds when I worked as a security guard downtown. Look, I’m happy they found work and a few hot meals at craft services during this difficult time. Their efforts guarding that camp weren’t entirely wasted as they provided quite a few scenes of enjoyment. A pivotal scene involves them leaving their guns unattended in an open, unlocked Ford Festiva at a critical moment for our heroes.
Add another one to the pile of illegal fighting tournament movies, an action sub-genre that has not yet overstayed its decades-long welcome. Raphaello can’t quite get the trope to work in Unchained. The only place to go now is to do a crossover, like underground Amish kickboxers vs. time traveling zombie-nazi mutants. I don’t want to give him too many ideas though as he still needs time to hone his craft and learn more compositing techniques in Adobe’s After Effects software. If amateur MMA and bad b-movies are your thing, check out Unchained. The rest of us will probably re-watch Fight Club, Never Back Down 1 and 2, or Arena or anything else…except Money Plane.
We rank the top ultimate action video game crossover films of the Mortal Kombat franchise!
The Mortal Kombat video game franchise has a good reputation with action movie fans. A martial arts tournament where the winner decides the fate of humanity, characters with goofy superpowers, and crazy brutal violence should also be a guarantee for a full dose of kick-ass action on celluloid. Three live-action movies have been released so far, and all of them were were filled to the brim with fights. After the second film, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, tanked at the box office, we had to wait until 2021 before a new attempt was made to bring the franchise to the big screen.
In this ranking, we’ll have a look at the three movies that have been made until now. For each film, there is also an in-depth article you can check out in case you want to know more. Let’s hope we can expand on this list in the future as one or more sequels to 2021’s Mortal Kombat keep coming in. So what are we waiting for, test your might!
After the success of the first film, the inevitable sequel was made. A new tyrant from Outworld has a hunger for annihilating earth, and so the mighty heroes led by Lord Raiden once again fight for their life and that of humanity. The first Mortal Kombat had a solid story, cared for its characters, and created an atmospheric setting. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation drops all of this baggage and replaces it with a lot of dumb stuff. Even more than the first film it tries to cram as many tropes of the Mortal Kombat universe into its run-time, but nothing really fits together.
Acting, sets, special effects, it’s all just one big, chaotic mess. On the upside, the fight scenes are solid, and radiate a lot of energy. The film is a product that is so wrongly executed in almost all aspects that it achieves uniqueness only in doing so. The best experience you can have with watching it is that you’ll be oscillating between disbelief at what you’re seeing, occasionally enjoying the absurdity, and being able to appreciate the fight scenes. If a serious trash factor is something you like in your movies, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was made for you.
The movie series got canceled in 1997 after the bizarre extravaganza Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, but the video games became even more successful over the years. And finally in 2021, a new attempt was made to bring the franchise to the big screen, this time with the promise to fully unleash the brutal violence of the games onto the audience. Shang Tsung and his minions seek dominion over earth, and as usual, they just need to win one more Mortal Kombat to achieve their goal. Thunder god Raiden assembles the best martial arts fighters earth has to offer and prepares them for the ultimate showdown.
The film checks all the boxes to needed to please the fans of the game. We get the familiar characters with their costumes and special powers, including the fatalities, for which the film more than earned its R-rating. And while Mortal Kombat succeeds in bringing these parts of its template to the big screen, the makers forgot to make a consistent movie. Clunky dialogues, boring villains, and a very uneven quality distribution of the fight scenes put some brakes on the spectacle. Overall it’s mission accomplished, but just barely, and let’s hope the possible sequel can kick it up a notch.
Video game adaptations were not held in high regard in the early 1990s after disasters like Super Mario Brothers and Street Fighter, and the unspectacular Double Dragon. But Mortal Kombat set things right big time. The film also marked director Paul W.S. Anderson’s rise to fame (or notoriety, depending on your point of view) as an expert for video game adaptations. Outworld sorcerer Shang Tsung seeks to conquer earth and just needs to win one more Mortal Kombat tournament. The mighty Lord Raiden assembles the best martial artists earth has to offer to defeat Shang Tsung and his champions.
Mortal Kombat has everything you would want from a kick-ass action movie, good pacing, no drama, a legendary techno soundtrack, and pretty awesome fights that are relying on very earthly martial arts for the most part without goofy superpowers. There’s no gore, but the absence of extreme violence fits the overall tone quite well. These days we would call it campy fun, but back then the film was a fairly sincere effort, and it also works well because you needn’t be a fan of the game to enjoy it.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa nails it as Shang Tsung being in super hardcore evil mode all the time, and casting Christopher Lambert as Raiden as Raiden is just priceless, a singular stroke of insanity in an otherwise fairly balanced film. Up to this day, Mortal Kombat is one of the best video game adaptations, director Anderson’s best take on the genre by a wide margin, and the also best Mortal Kombat film created so far.